I love Lisa Scottoline, and when I saw this book, and read the description, I knew I had to read it. From what I understand, there are several books in this "series," however, I have never read them before. That is fine though because the are full of short humorous stories. The mother and daughter remind me of my own mom and I. From things that make you put your face in your hands and say, what in the world? To those times when you are like, yep. Sounds about right. Lisa tells a majority of the stories, but they are not like the novels she normally writes, and that is a nice change of pace. I look forward to finding more of these books soon.

Thank you to the author, publisher, and Netgalley for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.

I need a lifeguard everywhere bur the pool by Lisa Scottoline.
Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman book 8.
The bestselling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.
A good and fun read. But not as good as her other books. It kept repeating itself. 3*.

I so enjoy Lisa Scottoline’s essays. This is the third book of essays of hers that I’ve read, and I think each one gets better than the previous. Because of my age, I tend to have more in common with Lisa than with her co-author daughter. There’s nothing super challenging here, just pleasant, self-contemplative, humorous reading. Perfect for light summer reading. I especially enjoyed reading about her pets and her gardens.

Lisa has a delightful way of looking at ordinary things in unique ways. As a word-person myself, I find her twists of phrases and descriptions very satisfying to read. I look forward to next summer’s installment!

I gratefully received this book as an eARC from the authors, publisher, and NetGalley in exchange for my unbiased review.

This was one of those books that I wanted to love but didn't. I wanted to love it more as I pushed through but with every chapter found myself less certain I should carry on.

It is meant to be funny, but honestly it's not. I felt like I was at a party and these ladies were telling stories hoping for a big laugh and when they didn't get it, felt determined to tell another story and another and another.

This book probably should have been a blog.

The publisher provided an ARC through Netgalley. I have voluntarily decided to read and review, giving my personal opinions and thoughts

Thank you Net-Galley, Jordan Hanely and St. Martin's Press for the opportunity to read an advance copy of this book!

This is a quick read by the mother daughter duo. IT has short stories that give a look into some of their lives. This is the first book by the duo that I have read and I enjoyed it! While reading it I could easily see myself sitting with these two ladies and them telling the stories. There are laugh out loud moments, that if your reading in public might have you getting some look. I was laughing so hard at some points that I had tears. Some of the stories will have you thinking, some laughing. Over all it was a great read.

(I received a free copy of this book from Net Galley in exchange for an honest review.)

The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard.

*2.5 stars*

This is the second one of these books I have read. I gather I am not the target market. I did try to enjoy this. But lots of *cringe* all the way through...

From stories about nude dining (I know, right?) to online shopping and Twitter, these small anecdotes are just stories - neither funny nor memorable. 400 pages of short vignettes about nothing in particular.

Up to you, I guess. I won't read any more of them.


Paul
ARH

I love these quick, entertaining books by this great mother-daughter duo. Get ready for some laughs about everything from garden snakes to bras to taking a guyhatus. I highly recommend this fun book!

Love it! They hooked me on the title and it got even better as I got into the book!

St. Martin's Press and NetGalley provided me with an electronic copy of I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But The Pool. I was under no obligation to review this book and my opinion is freely given.

The mother-daughter team of Lisa and Francesca have teamed up once again, giving readers a little insight into the normal, every day lives of these two authors. With funny tidbits and insightful observations, both Lisa and Francesca are great storytellers.

The biggest issue that I had with I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But The Pool is the haphazard way that the essays are presented. The book really has no focus and is so random that it lacks cohesion. Both Lisa and Francesca take turns with their recollections, but the stories told have little or no connection to each other. By the time I was finished with the book, I remembered almost none of it. I did let out a few chuckles, but not to the extent that I wished. Readers who like the books of Lisa Scottoline may enjoy this novel, simply as a chance to learn more about the private life of a very public figure.

So what is the moral of the story- or even of this book? Sometimes you do the right thing, even when you have no idea what you're doing. Even though your brain is saying: You can't negotiate. You can't even swim. You need a lifeguard. We really are own life guard in the end.

I love reading Scottoline and you can see her personality - likes and dislikes in her books. I think her characters are very close to the vest after reading this. She is very funny along with her daughter. I am sure they are a hoot to be around. Of course, there are some things I disagree with but the book is not about a debate on issues but how these two have struggled with life with humor and kindness. At times it was very political without giving to which party but referring to her was a strong indication to which party. Sometimes these issues can be so decisive in their own merit but I think that is what they were trying to avoid in sharing their pet peeves, womanhood, marriage, gardening and home improvement. It was a book to connect to her readers in a very real way. To have a little Scottoline in each of our lives.

The above statement does not reflect my own life not that I do not need help. I need plenty. I am the one that usually gets myself in trouble. I am my own worst enemy. I am not qualified to be my own lifeguard. I trust in Jesus and those that he places in my life for that. With that, I still enjoy a little Scottoline on my shelf and I am glad I got to know her a little better.

A Special Thank You to St Martin's Press and Netgalley for the ARC and the opportunity to post an honest review.

This is the first book in this series I've read. I liked it and found it funny, but felt there was far too much politics in it. I know it's happening in the world but I read to escape. Also found some parts were repeated. I liked the format of alternating chapters it made it easier to read. Lisa and Francesca are good writers and I look forward to reading more in the series

Thanks goes to net galley and the publishers for providing me with a free copy in exchange for a review.

Very funny! Many short essays about life - from the remote control to house renovations. Great writing team of mother and daughter.

Synopsis:

The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard. (summary from the Publisher)

Book Review: 

This is a new style of book for Lisa Scottoline (at least that is what she says in the book), but I think it just a fun project for her and her daughter.  Writing can be all consuming task and it is fun to share with a family member.  This book was a fun read and I think of it highly.  Enjoy!!

I received this book from the publisher via Netgalley in exchange for honest review.

It is that time of year! Time for the mother-daughter writing duo of Lisa Scottoline and her daughter, Francesca Serritella, to release their new collection of essays. They take turns with their stories, one essay is Lisa's and the next will be Francesca's. In this year's offering, they cover topics like the election, dating, livestock, and more.

The humor is sometimes subtle and sometimes laugh-out-loud:
"You haven't lived until you've duct-taped a diaper on a dog."
I found myself laughing out loud. The visual that sentence created was so entertaining. Lisa also talks about her somewhat solitary life as an author, her animals, her discovery of Netflix, and more. Francesca talks about her fondness for Gilbert and Sullivan, bikini shopping, shopping under the influence, and more.


As someone who has been reading Lisa Scottoline's mysteries and thrillers for years it is nice to see this "human" side of her. The self-deprecating humor is appreciated, especially from a master like her. Her insights a fun and humorous and always spot-on. Since I follow her on social media I was aware when she threw out the first pitch at the Phillies game, but I really enjoyed hearing more about that night in the book. It doesn't matter which generation you belong to, you will find something to relate to in the book

Bottom line - I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool is another collection of entertaining essays from the fantastic mother-daughter duo. Now I have to wait a whole year for their next collection, I guess I will soothe myself with a mystery or legal thriller while I wait.

Details:
I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella
Lisa on Facebook -- Francesca on Facebook
Pages: 336
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication Date: 7/11/2017
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This was a fun and quirky read and highly entertaining. It was different from the normal blood and gore I prefer, so I really enjoyed the change of genre! Worth your time.

I DNF this book because although the writing was amusing, the dated nature of it (since it was from newspaper columns) was disappointing.

My wife liked the parts written by Francesca Serritella and gave those parts 4 stars. The parts written by Lisa Scottoline only 2 stars. Lisa Scottoline would go off on a tangent from the chapter thesis and then return with the same repetitious annoying statement "To get back on point." She repeated this phrase so many times that it was very much a turn off. My wife likes Lisa Scottoline books, but will not read any more co author books by her.

This book is just the absolute best summer read. I always enjoy Lisa and Francesca's commentary on life. There are laugh out loud moments along with insightful passages and heartwarming stories. My favorite chapter was Work Zoned. I could completely relate to Lisa's feelings about driving on the interstate and had to share this passage with my family. I think this mother/daughter team do a perfect job of providing an entertaining read that appeals to a broad audience. I promise you will be laughing, shaking your head in agreement and wanting to invite Lisa and Francesca to your next girl's night out.

I received this book courtesy of St. Martin's Press through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

A fun dip into the chaotic life that is this mother/daughter duo. It is for sure a chick lit summer read. A lot of essay's that dive into the personal lives of the two women. I found it fun and amusing, but it did seem to repeat some of the same stories. The two women write a book like this every summer and I would suggest it if you are looking for that quick fun read that doesn't need a lot of brain cells to dive into. It was easy to devour in a couple of hours or you could take your time and read an essay here and there and let it last you all of the months.

Always a fun summer read, the perfect vacation read. Bestselling author Lisa Scottoline and her daughter, Francesca Serritella consistently hit the funny bone every summer with their essay offering. I Need a Lifeguard touches on so many amusing and candid situations and observations. I enjoy the ladies' takes on all kinds of things from the ridiculous to the poignant. I look forward to their writing every summer.