*thank you to Netgalley and Andrews McMeel Publishing for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review*

1 star (or zero as this isn't even worth 1)

What. Was. That!?!?!?
Seriously, I do not understand how this could be published? It's not funny but it's obvious the author (Lord Birthday!!.....? OK) was trying to be funny but 100% was off the charts not funny. This book is a waste of time. Enough said.

The title is the best part of this book.

Having said that, if you look at the title and say, eh? That isn't funny.

Exactly.

It is trying to be funny, to be sure. It is trying to say bizarre things, put together to sound funny, but they aren't.

And yet this man apparently has a huge following on Instagram, so there are obviously people out there that love him.

He just isn't for me. Read at your own risk. YMMV.

Thanks to Netgalley for making this book available for an honest review.