It really, really pains me to review this but ...

I was SO excited when I got the ARC. It has Slavic characters, bi character and I was so looking forward to it. But the fatphobia was very....difficult to read, as was the fact that Halina is biphobic and is convinced that Alexandra is either a lesbian or straight and there's no other option.

I wanted to love this book, I really did! But I couldn't finish it because of those two things and especially from what I've seen in other reviews that I haven't gotten to read yet.

I was super excited to get approved to read an advanced copy of this book. The author praised her characters' diversity and it sounded so good. Queue 10% in - me: ":groans: I don't think I'm gonna like this." It just went down hill from there until I finally stopped reading just over 1/4 of the way through.

So, brief overview. Alexandra is a stained-glass maker whose synesthesia provides her with the inspiration for her creativity.
"When she’s commissioned to create glass panels for the new Philharmonie, she forms a special bond with the intriguing Halina Piotrowski, a famous Polish pianist." Halina doesn't do commitments and, well, you know she has to decide if being with Alexandra is worth the fear of being hurt.

I give the author kudos for her attempt. She created an androgenous character without a pronoun. I liked the concept, even if it took me reading some sentences several times to understand the author was describing the character as "they" not because there were multiple characters, but because "they" is a gender neutral. It's hard to pull that off in English since we lack gender neutral pronouns. The downside is that she made this character fat-phobic and bi-phobic: "they" doesn't like fat or bi individuals.

Is like the author made a list of diverse characters then squashed them into her story just to say they're in there.

It's possible this book redeems itself in the end, but I don't care enough about the characters to force myself to read it.

1/5

The main character of this book is a Polish lesbian - like myself! - so of course I was very excited to read it. Oh boy, do I wish I haven’t touched it…

Let’s start with the MC’s name. Halina Piotrowski. Now, I’ve lived in Poland my whole life and I know one (1) Halina. And she’s a 60 years old lady. But that’s nothing, right, maybe she has weird parents. The last name, though. I actually talked about it with the author on twitter before I even requested the ARC and was told “it’s explained in the novel, so you’ll understand!!”. Because, you see, we have grammatical genders in Polish and we use them for last names, too. Which means the surname Piotrowski has actually two forms: Piotrowski for guys and Piotrowska for girls. The author’s explanation in the book is that Halina wanted to show both her independence from her mother and her sexuality. None of which makes any sense! What does one’s sexuality have to do with one’s last name! And where do trans people fit in this conversation, since it’s them who would actually struggle to change that suffix?

Then there are the random Polish words that the MC only uses when she’s stressed. (Like we all know bilingual people do, sure, sure.) Words like “buhaj”, which I had to google, because I have never heard that in my life. Yes, it’s a translation for “bull”. No, it’s not actually used in everyday life. Unless for crosswords. The word “pączi” was also used as a plural for “pączek”, I suppose (“doughnuts”), only it should be “pączki”. My favourites, though, are “słoneczna” and “dzidzia” for endearment terms! First literally means “sunny” and you would never call anyone that, neither in Polish or English - what you’re looking for is “słonko”, “słońce” (a literal translation of “sun”, but actually an equivalent of “sunshine”, I’d say). The second is a word for “baby”, yeah. Again, though, context matters and we either use “dzidzia” for actual small babies or to lowkey insult someone. And at some point potato pancakes were translated as “placki”, when that just means “pancakes”.

Sure happy with how much research went into this!!

Now we can get into the really juicy stuff! The horrible and abundant biphobia and fatphobia! Oh, what a joy to read!

It’s constant throughout the book and while Halina’s prejudices are somewhat challenged, her assistant is even worse about it - and in their case, it’s never even addressed properly. It’s also kind of ridiculous to say it’s challenged, because what actually happens and what it feels like, is that Halina meets a fat, bi love interest to teach her that…. those are people, too? There’s literally a quote that goes:

Halina can’t help but gasp under the onslaught of sensations.
Oh, but this is delicious. I should have tried different body types before.


I’m… not even sure how to comment on that? And it’s not even close to the worst we have to read!

“I didn't expect someone of her type to be... hardworking, so to speak.”
“Her type?” [...]
“Oh, come on, Lina,” Ari says with a small, uncertain laugh. “People like her, yeah. Didn't you say she's bi? And she's a fatty too. Neither have the best rep.”


If the biphobia and fatphobia aren’t enough to turn you off, have no fear. There’s also some culture appropriation.

She [Alexandra] orders a Continental Sour and subtly checks to make sure the kimono fold of her dress is not too revealing. Just the top of her cleavage is showing. Good. Her outfit marks her as the quirky American artist who can bring color to the lives…


Okay, so I complain a lot, there are clearly issues with the book… But is it at least written well enough, that you can overlook that?

Haha. Good joke!

The writing is mediocre at best and just a purple prose at worst. The characters aren’t fleshed out (apart from all their blatant prejudices, I guess). The main character and the love interest have no chemistry to speak off, there is absolutely no build-up to their relationship - they end up in bed five chapters in and the LI is “in love” with Halina like two weeks in. There’s also a tedious love triangle, because it’s 2018 and we… still haven’t had enough of them??

Honestly, all this book did was make me angry. I would never recommend this to anyone and I only wish I could forget it myself.

*~~*ARC kindly provided to me for an honest review *~~*

- Review to come

Review originally posted on my blog with added content on Mikku-chan / A world full of words

DNF @ 17%

I shall never have expectations for a book ever again. This was one of my most anticipated sapphic books of the YEAR and from the first paragraph I knew it wasn’t going to be a five stars. After a few pages I started to skim read it. At 13% I started considering DNF’ing but it wasn’t until the first legit fatphobic (and not called out) comment that I actually did it.

I’m proud of me, folks. I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life.

But let’s see what didn’t work for me, shall we?

• The prose. Too many words. Why do you need so many words. You don’t.

• The………writing. I don’t think I’ve ever started a book where I thought “the first paragraph is bad”. Books’ beginnings can be hard to write. Some are amazing, some are average, some don’t pull you into the book right away. But I never knew it was possible to make the first sentence of a book so fucking boring. Did someone edit this?

And it’s not just that. There are so many instances where I thought there were a thousand better ways to phrase something. ALSO: I don’t want to read endless infodumps about the characters’ pasts within their introspection. That’s boring shit. I couldn’t care less. Make me discover their past bit by bit. Make me look forward to it.

• The characters. ?? just two women with two sidekicks who are rude and the exact copy of each other.

• The languages. Bilingual people don’t talk that way. You don’t have to try that hard. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Stop.

• The problematic stuff. So until the point I stopped reading we have fatphobia with comments I’m not going to repeat because why would I repeat them. Even if that’s called out later in the book (and I’m not sure it is), that’s pretty shitty, especially since the author’s review mentions fat representation as one of the selling point of the book. If you want to cater to fat readers specifically, get rid of the fucking fatphobia. Period. I’m angry.

There’s also apparently plenty of biphobia later in the book. And again, why the fuck would you write one of your MC as biphobic when you know that bi readers will read the book specifically for the bi rep. Biphobia is especially hard to read from a member of the queer community. ESPECIALLY FROM THE SAPPHIC PARTNER OF THE BI CHARACTER, which is exactly what happens here. Fortunately I stopped reading before reaching those parts, but here's a much better review than mine that quotes some of those and I’m just so glad I stopped reading and giving a fuck.

There’s more stuff that bothered me but I can’t wait to close this brief and unfortunate chapter of my life so I’m going to peace out and be glad I didn’t actually spend money on this.

File this under "books that make me suffer when reviewing because I'm having to relive the whole damn mess". My one word review here would be "Disappointed". Capital d and everything.

The good things

- Were there any?

The bad things

- I wanna say it started off alright, but, in truth, it really didn't. I was only a chapter in when I realised the writing was not for me. I don't want to say bad, because it wasn't nearly as awful as some stuff I've read, but it wasn't good. It was in present tense (already a killer for me), but it was also really purple prosey and it ended up falling flat.

- Anna is the best person to talk about the Polish rep, but let me just say. I got some excellent reactions everytime I sent her something with the Polish character.

- The fatphobia. Yikes.

"Not your type." Halina barks out a short laugh and rests her head against the window, her eyes lost in nocturnal Paris outside. "What's not my type?" "American. And chubby." They laugh derisively. "Like I said, not your type."

"I didn't expect someone of her type to be... hardworking, so to speak." "Her type?" [...] "Oh, come on, Lina," Ari says with a small, uncertain laugh. "People like her, yeah. Didn't you say she's bi? And she's a fatty too. Neither have the best rep."

- The biphobia. Also yikes. (See quote above.) And yeah, it kind of gets challenged, but only by Alexandra, and for the angst plotline. It's not challenged before that, and Ari's biphobia and fatphobia never is. And the whole romance with Alexandra seems designed to teach Halina that actually bi and fat people are alright!

- There is zero tension between Alexandra and Halina. They have sex like 5 chapters in and then there's a two week timeskip and suddenly Alexandra is in love with her. Their whole relationship is predicated on lust and there is no tension. So there's no reason for me to care when it comes to the point that they break up and there's angst.

- This scene.

She [Alexandra] orders a Continental Sour and subtly checks to make sure the kimono fold of her dress is not too revealing. Just the top of her cleavage is showing. Good. Her outfit marks her as the quirky American artist who can bring color to the lives...

- The whole ""love triangle"" between Leo, Halina and Alexandra was tedious and overdone. I say ""love triangle"" because it was more like Leo still wanted Alexandra and thought they were "destined" to end up together, while Halina was, despite being a complete bitch at times, the one Alexandra actually wanted. But of course they had to keep having metaphorical dick measuring contests and not actually like each other.

Those are the major things but if you want more, I made a whole thread here. To quote Michelle, "yoinks".

This book was different and not the easiest to rate. There were parts that I really enjoyed, other parts I found myself saying WTH did I just read? I’m going to go with an okay/average rating but it is rough in places.

The story is about a famous Polish pianist Halina, who is in Paris preforming with the Philharmonie. Halina meets Alexandra, an American artist whose glass work is starting to take off. The two of them succumb to an instant attraction, but when Alexandra wants more than just sex can Halina give it to her?

Two parts of the book I really enjoyed were the music with the Philharmonie and Alexandra synesthesia. I have heard of people with synesthesia before but I didn’t know much about it. It is very interesting to me that some people actually see colors when they experience different sounds. I liked the way Xandra put the colors she saw in music into her stained glass windows. This was one of the few books I wish was a picture book so I could actually see the art. But it was very interesting to read about.

I think my main issue really boils down to the dialogue, I just did not think it seemed very realistic. There were plenty of times I could not believe a character said something they said. There was some mild unneeded fat shaming because Alexandra had curves. And a nasty remark made to a deaf person. I didn’t understand why she would make Halina sound so stupid out of the blue. The dialogue also caused me to find the two main secondary characters to be extremely unlikeable. They were best friends of the main characters and every time they opened their mouths they seemed like jerks. And because you are never in their headspace, to know what they are really thinking, they remain jerks for the whole book. There is also some biphobia that I didn’t think was handled as well as it could have been.

On the good side is that Tajedler was good at writing descriptions and feelings. Knowing the kind of person Halina is inside helped to save her character some since the author would have her say some really stupid stuff. Also the descriptions of art and music were well written.

I think what I enjoyed the most was the romance and how their relationship worked. If you can get passed the dialogue, most of the relationship was pretty enjoyable. I thought most of the affection and intimacy was well written. It was even a surprise to see the characters actually practice safe sex when they were first hooking-up.

Overall, what I got from this book was potential. It could have been a book that I really enjoyed, I just think the author tried to tackle a few too many issues and it didn’t work out. Dialogue, dialogue, I really hope Tajedler works on hers before she puts her next book out. Instead of making the story better the dialogue was putting me off and I know that’s not what an author wants to do.

Sometimes, after all the grim things I read, a simpler book with a happy ending is just what I need. Concerto in Chroma Major, by Naomi Tajedler, is a love story. The protagonists have fights, but the fact that the two leads are perfect for each other let me know that everything would be all right in the end.

Halina is a concert pianist who, at the beginning of the novel, is in need of a break. After spending years traveling from city to city, she wants to settle down. So, she takes a job for a season with the Philharmonie de Paris. The job offers her a chance to get to know her colleagues, to know a city, to try something new—and maybe shake loose some of the conditioning her rigidly controlling mother imposed until Halina spectacularly came out at the end of a concert. It isn’t long before Halina meets Alexandra, an American stained-glass artist who is creating a piece for the Philharmonie. Even though Alexandra isn’t Halina’s usual type, something about her draws Halina in. As for Alexandra, the fact that she is a synesthete who hears music in color, Halina is simply intoxicating.

Alexandra is a monogomist. She loves all the parts of a relationship, especially the cuddling. Halina, however, believes that all she wants are one-night stands. But the connection between them keeps them going even though Halina doesn’t know how to have a relationship and Alexandra is sensitive to remarks about her bisexuality.

Readers who are looking for a romance that isn’t set in Regency England or featuring a woman and a man might like enjoy Concerto in Chroma Major. (The steamy scenes between Alexandra and Halina don’t hurt in that regard, either.) Readers who like lush descriptions of music will enjoy this, too, as well as readers who would just like a break from reading about life and death struggles to save the world and just want a story about two people in love who want to stay that way.

I received a free copy of this book from the publisher via NetGalley, for review consideration. It will be released 12 July 2018.

Different is what comes to mind when describing this read. The music and the art what a beautiful combination. The four main characters were interesting. Leo, Alexandra's ex-lover that let a good thing go and now regrets. Ari (they) supportive of Halina and her interest in having a relationship yet leery. Halina Piotrowski, pianist, selfish, and not looking or wanting a relationship. Alexandra Graff, stained-glass artist, caring, and interested in only having a relationship. Concert of colors and canvases of music. That play on words says quite a bit about what you will get with this read. Being the romantic that I am, the dating, talking, and getting to know each other over bottles of wine was very appealing to this reader.

This was not as exciting as I thought it would be. Yet I actually dont regret finishing it. for sure I found some things quite strange and unrealistic and the side character were almost horrible specially "they", personally I hate anyone who uses "they" for an individual it's just makes my reading confusing as hell and it's too annoying I really like to know the gender of the person when I'm reading it's easier to put a picture that way. Anyway, the book had good things going on inside it the writing was very good I wont mind reading from the author again but I want more depth more emotions and really realistic side characters.

I was giving a free copy in return for an honest review.

I was so excited when I got approved for an ARC of this book. What a huge disappointment this turned out to be. In full disclosure, I ended up skimming to about the middle of the book and then totally gave up. The characters were shallow and not fully formed, the plot was...I don't even know.