I like Colin Quinn because he is very educated and makes me laugh out loud about stuff most comedians don't even understand like the US Constitution, American history and the political differences between the states. For example, he sums up Louisiana with the motto "Three can keep a secret if two are dead." I have to admit I read the part about my home state of Texas first. He is right that Texans are as arrogant as New Yorkers. And I was impressed that he quoted Davy Crockett's "You can all go to hell, I'm going to Texas." He does fall down in my eyes when he says there are no trees in Texas. Obviously he has not been to the right place as we have ancient oak trees by the millions and a whole forest called The Big Thicket, which I think refers to the clouds of mosquitoes that live there.