I'm so sorry I wasn't able to review this book. I got very sick about 8 years ago and spent the last 7 years in and out of the hospital with 12 back surgeries and many, many infections. I'm finally feeling a bit like my old self, and I want to deeply apologize for being too late to leave a review. Please pass my apologies on to the author. Thank you.

Okay, well, it was no Chuck Tingle...

I genuinely enjoy Austen-esque works, and yes, even those that mimic or mock her great titles. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was bizarre but fun, for example. And this one? Well, okay. It was fun! It wasn't supposed to be high-brow prose, it was just weird. But again... FUN!

Interesting idea, but not for me. I didn't hate 50 shades or anything but this just felt forced.