This nonfiction read is a funny, witty look at The Bachelor that ends up like a parody account of how to win this reality TV juggernaut. I call it a parody because the writers lay out instructions and numerical odds of winning the show as if this search for love is nothing more than a game, which isn't technically wrong. The writing is casual, fun and witty and there's a couple fun graphics throughout. Plus, the final chapter does rightfully address the show's racial injustice problem and its lack of action.

This is the most comprehensive analysis of the Bachelor you will ever encounter. From examining the success rate of First Impression Rose recipients to the legacy of Instagram influencing to the racist past of the franchise, the authors bring us along on their Hyperbinge and subsequent breakdown of 25 Bachelor seasons. Formatted as a guidebook for aspiring contestants — referred to as “players” of “our beloved game” — this was also an interesting read as someone fascinated by the cultural implications of this reality television giant. Really horrifyingly thorough; I never want to go on that show.

Many thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for an ARC in exchange for an honest review!