3 stars
book review

the story sounded fantastic and there were some side characters and moments that made this story enjoyable but it did take me a bit to finish as it took a bit to get into as the writer's style of storytelling was just not for me.

Oranges for Magellan is a fascinating novel highly recommended for discussion groups. Thirty-five year old Joe, a substitute teacher who is working on a 900+ page novel, decides to break the record for the longest time spent sitting on a flag pole. He and his wife, Clover, purchase a hole-in-the-wall burger restaurant near Hollywood that includes a flag pole. As Joe begins his 445 day sit, Clover turns the restaurant into a trendy coffee shop. Life continues to swirl around Joe, as his wife and eleven-year-old son Nate deal with family, school, and career issues. Credit goes to Richard Martin for writing an original, memorable novel.

While I was reading Oranges for Magellan I kept thinking this book will surely make a quirky, offbeat and entertaining movie.

The story and characters are original and unique (I don't think I have ever come across another obsessed, flagpole sitting hero like Joe Magellan in my reading journey) and yet very relatable. The story is set in the early 1980s but the mood of the book does not feel out dated at all. The writing was so funny, witty and engaging that I could not stop reading and it turned out to be a fun way to spend a day.

My thanks to NetGalley, the publisher Regal House Publishing and the author Richard Martin for the e-Arc of the book.

Richard Martin has written an interesting book. As with most books, it is a retelling of a very ancient theme. In this case, how to get through life, how to live everyday life in whatever the context of the time demands. . .and Joe Magellan chooses celebrity over the hard work of day-to-day living in a staid career where ennui has roosted and settled in deep and hard. He's got his books, his dependables, a couple of sworn enemies on which he can count, a chemical toilet, and has had built (with the help of some clever platform construction artistes), a spot perfect for Waiting for Some Magical Moment as that earnestly sought from Godot by Vladimir and Estragon. Only this Spot is on A Flagpole. In Los Angeles. In sight and view of (and many feet above) a failing business he leaves in the hands of his wife and young son. Their task: to manage and make that business productive while he whiles away his next-year-plus perched above them. (Truly, literally oversight?)

There is a plethora of side characters, and they nearly stole the story for me, in this tale. Their choices, their struggles - especially Clover and Nate - reveal chapter by chapter how Joe's self-centered choice so completely affects all they can and cannot do in light of tolerating his. Both the actual and metaphorical aspect of this leaned hard on my heart as I read. Collaborative living requires so much compromise to maintain the status quo, and the actual power of the alpha, and the offered submitting of others in this social equation is the currency of daily peace. I'm not a Clover, I'm afraid, and my Nate would be gathered up and heading off with me into a new book.

That said, this is Richard Martin's first book, and I was carried away with his writing, and look forward to more from his pen.

And yes, the oranges! Joe enjoys many of the native fruits, and experiences the wilds of LA outdoors urbanity in ways about which most can only read . . . elevated on a flagpole platform facing the western sky over a boundless Pacific blue.

A Sincere Thank You to Richard Martin, Regal House Publishing and NetGalley for an ARC to read and review. #OrangesforMagellan #NetGalley

This book was unique, I will give it that! This novel is proof that any reader can he captivated if something is eritten well, regardless if the subject matter resonates with them or not. For a debut, this is impressive! I would happily read another one of his novels. If one sits and reflects on the MC, you find him quite relatable. A solid read, for sure. Well done.

The premise of this story had so much to offer. I was sucked in after reading the blurb and even though I tried I had to leave it midway.

This off-beat novel appears quirky and light yet it also contains much depth looking at self doubt and the obsessive drive to achieve ones goals.

The story is completely original yet universally relatable. Joe is self centred yet very human and his story is compelling.


The writing immerses you into the story from page one and is very entertaining but also delivers so much more.

First book of the year, and first favourite!

This book was released in December 2022, but because of the bustle of the festive season, it’s been a slow read for me. When I finally had time this year, I couldn’t put it down.

Joe Magellan is a man obsessed, and his family can’t stand it. He’s a flagpole sitter: he…sits at the top of flagpoles, on a platform purpose-built for it. “Treatment” for his obsession has only seemed to work, because just after Joe graduates, he decides he must break the world record of 444 days set by his nemesis, “Shipwreck” Blake.

This is such a warm, quirky, and endlessly funny book, mostly about a man and his family. Joe—navel-gazing narcissist and very human—is very compelling. His obsession and the reasons for it are well-explored—a finely crafted study of human drive. The supporting cast are colourful, fully-developed, and very memorable. The setting, above a street in Los Angeles, is vividly imagined. And the story is a very fun—a rollicking—ride.

I loved this heartwarming novel, and I think you will too.

Themes: Family (esp. fathers and sons), marriage, addiction, friendship.

Thank you to Regal House Publishing and to NetGalley for access to this advance reader’s copy.

In Oranges for Magellan, substitute teacher Joe Galileo Magellan, heads 60ft up a flagpole in attempt to break the world flagpole-sitting record (as you do). Meanwhile, Joe’s wife Clover works to turn a rundown diner into a Bohemian hotspot, his son Nate gets caught between his warring parents, and Shipwreck Blake, the current world flagpole sitting champion, plays dirty tricks to keep his record intact.

I don’t know how I feel about this one. It’s intelligent, it’s funny, it’s well-written, (the dialogue is especially good), the characters and story are unique, and I enjoyed Joe’s musings on philosophy, literature, and 1980s politics. But I had a hard time caring about Joe. Even as his backstory came out and I should have been sympathetic, I just found him... annoying. Sorry Joe. He’s selfish, homophobic and sometimes sexist. There’s nothing wrong with unlikeable characters, but I wasn't always sure the book meant him to be. In fairness, Joe’s beliefs are in line with the beliefs of his era; aka he’s an authentically-written character, just not one I wanted to spend time with.

I’m giving Oranges for Magellan 4 stars because I think I had a case of reader-book mismatch and this will be a great fit for other readers. And also because its craft is 4-star worthy.

Thank-you to NetGalley and Regal House Publishing for the opportunity to review an ARC of this book.

The Southern California setting, and appealing cover design seemed to promise a great plot. This entertaining tale is unique, but be prepared for strange antics from a unique but dysfunctional family. A large part of the family’s problems are connected to the father’s obsession with low-budget flagpole sitting, The one son wonders why he has to have such a strange father, and his mother wonders how she can keep the family afloat. She hopes to have a thriving coffee shop in the inland suburbs of Los Angeles county, but her hopes are futile.

The numerous but brief chapters are filled with lots of dialogue about the never-improving family dynamics, along with a wide variety of literary allusions. Readers are likely to continue turning the pages in search of heavy intellectual commentary on modern society. Perhaps this reviewer simply missed it and you should read it and form your own opinion.

Oranges for Magellan is a truly beautiful piece of writing that will leave its reader questioning almost everything.

It is deep, clever, witty, and humorous all in one and- being based on themes of flagpole sitting record attempts- not something an ordinary author could pull off.

Though I do not have many complaints, I do feel that the quality of the book could have been strengthened had we got to experience a deeper, more intrinsic connection to the characters. The genre itself is not something I usually read and so at times I found it quite repetitive and mildly boring, but this is definitely a personal preference thing!

A stunning debut, thank you NetGalley and Richard Martin himself.

Another one that was not for me. The writing was messy from the start, nothing flowed. The premise seemed interesting but it just didn’t sit well with me.

One great story and very interesting how this man named Joe was a P Pole Sitter. You wanted to break this man's record named shipwreck bill This man had a lot of problems in the book he went to some rehab and was a substitute teacher as well We had a wife named clover and a son named ned They were driving home from the ceremony and they haven't upon an old diner. So they decided to buy it. And then Joe decided to become a pu Pole sitter And he goes up there and all those crazy stuff starts and happening. Clover his wife decides to revamp the diner to something better. She uses Joe money Because of all the possibilities getting from sitting on this pulp. Joe also read these different books to give him insight why be still up there. Ned his son has some problems in school and the principals really understanding what's happening. Clover his wife starts to paint and meets this man named Sam. She comes to fall into this person and starts drinking and things start going really sideways then. Joe also had a problem with the woman who came up to visit him. It's an interesting book how you can be up there and not really participate in things but watch your life go around in crazy circles. There's a lot of different angles and different things in this book about the ending of the book you'll find out what the title really means.

I really loved the premise of this quirky sounding book and was looking forward to reading it. Sadly however, despite starting it twice, I found it really difficult to get into or to care about any of the characters
thank you to netgalley and regal house publishing for an advance copy of this book

Joe Magellan, a sometime-writer and substitute teacher, is obsessed with breaking the record for flagpole sitting in 1980 Los Angeles. Can he do it while maintaining his sanity, and how will his wife and son left behind on the ground cope? Eccentric characters, over-the-top-absurd dialogue, and Joe's clash with his nemesis Shipwreck Blake makes this an enjoyable read, while frequent allusions to God, Biblical passages, and Simeon the Stylite (who spent 30 years on top of a pillar in the Middle Ages) provide an unexpected spiritual depth. Martin effectively portrays Joe's quest as he oscillates between cashing in on his celebrity and wanting to make the world a better place, all while struggling to be a good husband and father.

Oranges for Magellan can be a light read, or it can be read at a much deeper level. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
I couldn’t help but delve deep into the nuances and themes within, and I wanted to understand the characters, their choices, their flaws.
If you’re looking for a light read, don’t let my review put you off, you’ll enjoy it. If you’re looking for a literary masterpiece, this comes as close as any contemporary fiction. The writing is superb.
Wow, this has to be one of the best novels I’ve read this year. It’s written in the voices of Joe, the flagpole sitter and Clover, an artist and married to Joe, with the occasional voice of Nate, their young son.
Joe is pompous, self centred, controlling and a failed teacher, which makes it easy to relate to him at times and to laugh at him and his idiosyncrasies. Despite his experiences and journey, he remains as self absorbed and opinionated as ever.
Clover is left to fend for herself and Nate. She is on an emotional rollercoaster, full of self doubt, and Joe’s antics force her and Nate into an isolated and lonely existence. Joe can never settle in one place and that means that Clover and Nate can never develop friendships and relationships that are so very important to women and kids. Joe cannot accept that Clover could achieve anything without him and is convinced that she is completely reliant on him when, for the most part, it’s the other way round. I would say that Clover is in an emotionally abusive relationship and this explains much of her journey.
The voices of Clover and Joe are very different and that’s a tribute to the writing skills of this author. I look forward to reading more from this author.

Thanks to Regal House Publishing and NetGalley for providing me with a free copy of this book in return for my honest opinion.
What a great first novel by Richard Martin, Oranges for Magellan is a book about flagpole sitting and the life of Joseph Magellan in his effort to break the world record of 444 of sitting on a flagpole. As expected the action takes place in Los Angeles and we follow Joe as he graduates for an Anti-Obsession classes for his lifelong passion of sitting on flagpoles, and the next day decides he realizes he is not cured of this and begins the process of going back up again to break the record of Shipwreck Blake. He has a specially made platform built and up he climbs. Very well written, as most chapters are narrated by Joe, but there are also some narrated by his wife Clover and son Nate. Joe introduces us to a host of characters, from a transvestite movie theater owner, to the Anti-Obsession guru who eventually tries to outdo Joe, we have news reporters, as well as school officials, and even more flagpole sitters and even Shipwreck Blake shows up at various times to both torment and encourage Joe. But while Joe is sitting 70 feet in the air a lot is going on with his family, much of which is not good. Joe runs the entire gamut of emotions and fears as he attempts to break the record, and even though he is not with his family, his deliberate action of flagpole sitting has negative effects upon both Clover and Nate. This book is at times funny, sad and insightful, it is a fascinating look at flagpole sitting and Los Angeles in the early '80's.

Oranges for Magellan
by Richard Martin
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Oranges for Magellan is Richard Martin's first published novel. His work has appeared in Virginia Quarterly Review, North American Review, Chicago Review, Night Train, Greensboro Review, Adirondack Review, and elsewhere. He lives with his wife Paris in Santa Monica, California.

Thanks very much to NetGalley and to Mindbuck Media for the arc .
I LOVED this book. Was a Home run for a first published novel for Richard Martin! I loved the Magellan family, Joe, Clover, and Nate, and the wildly he/she Jinx. This was one of those books you felt you were seeing and smiling as they all went thru the flag pole sitting.
BRAVO and looking forward to getting my copy in hardcover!!

St. Simeon Stylites the Elder (c. 388-459) followed the ancient ascetic discipline of stylitism, or column sitting. As a test of endurance, this fifth century monk spent thirty-seven years living on a meter-square platform atop a nine-foot high pillar.

"St. Simeon Stylites" excerpt from poem written in 1833

"Although I be the basest of mankind...
Unfit for earth, unfit for heaven...
This not be all in vain that thrice ten years...
Patient on this tall pillar I have borne
Rain, wind, frost, heat, hail, damp, and sleet, and snow;...
I do not breath, not whisper, any murmur of complaint...
I drowned the whooping of the owl with sound of pious hymns and psalms, and sometimes saw
An angel stand and watch me...

-Alfred, Lord Tennyson

"I dare to believe I can do this. It's easier to believe the impossible might happen than it is to believe the probable is all there is. The probable is not a happy place to live." so said Joseph Galileo Magellan. Joe was a burnt-out substitute English teacher. For a decade, he had tried to teach "amoral ragamuffins" who often populated his English classes. According to Joe's wife Clover, "You talk books-you could have those kids eating out of your hand...but you need a permanent position first." Joe, however, considered pole-sitting to be his calling.

At age thirteen, Joe Magellan jury rigged a platform in an orange tree and read books...Twain, Salinger, Hitchcock, a way of dealing with his father's death. He was fascinated by the story of an old bum named "Shipwreck" Blake who achieved the record of sitting atop a flagpole for 444 days. Joe developed a compulsion...flagpole-sitting, "a wild drive...that summons you. Get up here and sit...don't ask why...you resist...it comes back wilder than ever." Apparently, that was why a twelve weekend seminar called "Out, Damned Obsession" was bound to fail.

An ugly steel flagpole, next to a greasy spoon called Charley's Spot, was where Joe made his final attempt to break Shipwreck's world record. But first, Joe insisted upon painting the steel pole a vibrant orange. A ten by ten foot redwood platform needed to be built. The purchase of Charley's diner, then turned into Clover's Patch, would help facilitate Joe's quest. "No sane woman with self respect would put up with Joe." Ten year old son Nate's behavior would barrel out of control.

In Joe's words, "I went up in the late afternoon, in honor of the orange tree days...If I got down before the sign read 445(days), it would not be hot cocoa waiting, but a sorrow cold as Dante's Hell." Joe sat atop the redwood platform with the orange flagpole he thoughtfully named "Simeon". The residents of the depressed Los Angeles area, a veritable melting pot of cultures, made nary a comment or complaint. A little girl, however, commented about the big bird house....was it a cuckoo's nest?

What were the ramifications of Joe Magellan's flagpole-sitting? On one hand, a street revitalization project would bolster failing businesses. News media could increase viewership with interviews and footage. Advertisers perhaps might find an angle that worked for them. On the downside, a tall, old Black man, Shipwreck" Blake, himself, tried to thwart Joe's attempt. "You're soft Magellan...son, until nothin' matters but sittin', you ain't got a chance in the world."

"Oranges for Magellan" by Richard Martin is a snapshot of Joe Magellan's world of flagpole-sitting and a commentary on the "heartache...heaped upon this playful boy [son Nate] and this kind-souled woman [wife Clover]...flagpole-sitting was a selfishness of demonic proportion...". When all was said and done, would a new flagpole-sitting record be achieved?

Thank you Regal House Publishing and Net Galley for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.

Very good. This is written with depth and some humor, and includes an enjoyable writing style. This one will stick with me for a while. I enjoyed the unusual aspects of the story, especially the characters. Recommended.

I really appreciate the free ARC for review!!