I absolutely live for this book - so dark & hilarious & scathing & original!!! I felt like I was eavesdropping on the juiciest conversation ever had the whole time - I was hooked from the beginning & stayed put in my seat for hours to hear the grueling details.

Greta lives in a small town in upstate New York in a dilapidated farmhouse owned by her friend. She supports herself transcribing the sessions of the town's resident relationship counselor. One of the counselor's clients in particular captures Greta's attention, a woman Greta nicknames "Big Swiss." When she recognizes Big Swiss at a dog park by her voice, Greta panics and introduces herself with a fake name. Surprisingly, to Greta at least, Big Swiss is eager to be friends and their relationship soon evolves to an affair. Greta finds herself enthralled by Big Swiss and goes to increasingly bold lengths to keep their relationship going, even as she grapples with the guilt of the secrets she is keeping from Big Swiss.

Greta is a singular character and the story goes in unusual and often thought-provoking directions, as it grapples with what is true and what is false in Greta and Big Swiss's relationship.

Highly recommended!

A highly original novel that has such a weirdly compelling plot. Quirky and fun and yet I found myself wanting more. A definite novel to read but I wanted more.

Big Swiss opens with vivid descriptive writing that had me immediately interested in the main character’s point of view. Greta is a 45-year-old living in an eroding farmhouse in Hudson, New York, and working as a transcriber for a local sex therapist. Living in a small community, Greta finds herself recognizing the voices from the therapy sessions when she is around town and has some trouble staying professional. While transcribing, Greta grows an obsession with one sex therapy client in particular, whom she refers to as Big Swiss.

Reading the transcripts and Greta’s reactions to them was my favorite part of this reading experience. If you like dry humor, clever inner dialogue, and unique character-driven novels, pick this one up. I don’t think every reader will appreciate and enjoy this novel, but I sure did.

Big Swiss is quirky, but centers around trauma and mental health and sapphic love. Trigger warnings include suicide and suicidal ideation

Greta's observations and wit made me laugh out loud at times. I love a smart novel with humor.

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This book made me laugh and cringe and hold my breath.. The characters were well developed. The story was an intense slow burn.. The writing was exquisite and vivid. I could literally feel the air in that old farmhouse. And I could hear honeybees. The end felt anti climatic to me. So I'm giving the book a solid 3 stars. I enjoy Jen Begins writing style. Bold and unflinching.

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Big Swiss - NetGalley ARC
Pub Date: 2/7/23
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Big Swiss by Jen Beagin is unlike anything I have read. It’s an odd story about Greta, who is employed to transcribe faux-therapist client sessions to save as content for his future novel. Something about that concept screams a violation of the HIPAA rules, but what do I know? The sexual therapist, appropriately going by the name OM (arghhh), is a quack and kook, but he has a booming business with odd people with unusual life problems. Greta grows intrigued with the stories she transcribes and ends up “stalking” one of the subjects to see them in person, especially the woman known as Big Swiss for her height and her blonde ethereal qualities, which fascinate Greta. All sorts of boundary lines are crossed, and this story becomes even more strange with dirty pub brawls, coming of middle age sexual moments, bees, suicidal parents, grungy pubs, alcoholism, and dog cruelty. Then when Greta personally goes to OM, he tells her she caused her own mother’s suicide even though Greta was miles away at a horse camp which has some unbelievably gross details making my mind blank out. This novel is a wild and righteous mess about unhinged characters, but HBO is making a movie from this book, so let me know your thoughts. I think it was weird. Whew, this is one wacky story with an odd ending. #psychiatry #stories #rape #beatings #bees #suicide #stalking #relationships #confusing #weird #fastread #LBGTQ #BigSwiss @netgalley #book #books #bookstagram @scribnerbooks
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I received a complimentary copy of this ARC. The opinions expressed in this review are entirely my own. Thank you to Scribner, NetGalley, and the author for the opportunity to read this book. Pub Date: Feb. 7, 2023.

The Story: Greta lives in a decrepit farmhouse — a huge beehive inhabits the kitchen, the house has no insulation and warmth is only provided by fire. She spends her days transcribing the sessions of a sex therapist in town. Greta dubs one of the patients “Big Swiss” and then she meets her at the local dog park. And you have to read to find out more.

My Story: So, so weird, creative and fantastic. If off-beat works for you (and even if you are not sure if it does), pick this one up. I’m still thinking about it. It’s probably also fantastic on audio. If you listened to the audio, lmk.

When I picked up Big Swiss I knew it was going to be one of those weird, character-driven novels that isn't for everybody.. But I really enjoyed it! Greta is recently transplanted to Hudson, New York, a strange little town where everybody seems to know everybody else's business. She lives in decrepit splendor with an old friend and works as a transcriptionist for a sex therapist called Om. Not too on the nose at all. Greta becomes fixated by one of Om's patients whom she dubs "Big Swiss" and soon the two meet in real life.

This book was bizarre and full of dark humor. The story was incredibly engaging and easy to become obsessed with. I loved the inclusions of Greta's work transcripts - it made the story flow really well and helped you get to know the minor characters we saw pop up from time to time. The author did a great job of describing all of the weird moments of small town nonsense and it really made me wish my own small town was a little bit stranger. It's not all fun and games though - this book definitely has some darker moments and we see a lot of them in Greta's backstory. Look up content warnings if you're unsure.

Thank you to NetGalley and Scribner for an advance copy. I look forward to reading more from this author!

Big Swiss is weird, quirky, witty story that in reality I struggled to finish. I did find myself laughing out loud at some parts and scratching my head asking what just happened after others.

I wanted to like this book but the main character was so unlikeable i couldnt finish the book. The premise sounds better than the actual storyline. It seemed to ramble too much.

For fans of Ottessa Moshfegh, Big Swiss is a novel with strange themes that will make you think. Can be confusing at times.

Greta moves to Hudson, NY and gets a job transcribing sex therapy sessions. She becomes very intrigued by one patient, who she calls Big Swiss. She eventually meets Big Swiss and an affair begins - not without consequences.

This novel was hilarious and quite good! I really enjoyed the descriptions of Hudson, which I'm pretty familiar with, and the humor throughout. I'll definitely recommend to many people of all ages - I think there's something here for a lot of people.

Thank you so much to NetGalley for giving me the opportunity to read this early! This was a hilarious and heartfelt literary novel that delved deeply into the particularly human experience of loneliness. This story was so unique from anything I’ve read recently and I would recommend it to anyone that enjoys Otessa Moshfegh and Sally Rooney but wished there was a bit more humor.

The premise of this book is so promising...a woman who works as a transcriptionist for a sex therapist falls in love with one of the people she has come to know extremely intimately through the notes that she has transcribed. But everyone is so messed up in the book that it was hard for me to enjoy. This is being made into an HBO series so I'm curious if the characters will be as over-the-top on the screen.

"Big Swiss" hides a story about self-compassion underneath a wry, sapphic love story. I would recommend this book to fans of "My Year of Rest and Relaxation" who want something a with a touch less nihilism and a bit more queerness. Some readers may find the non-Greta characters to be too on-the-nose with their post-Hipster quirkiness, but that element will definitely appeal to readers looking for a sardonic read.

Thank you Scribner for Big Swiss; I also had access to this as an audiobook from the Libro.FM ALC program and listened to parts of the book after reading it to see how this worked as an audiobook as the book is an interesting format/premise.

An examination of what happens when the voices you hear in one setting while transcribing therapy sessions are actually a part of your daily small town life... what happens when you fall for one of these patients? If you want if not answers at least a fascinating examination of these topics and literary writing, Big Swiss is for you.

This is a hard one for me to review, I liked it, wanted to love it based on the summary I read but something fell short for me. Primarily, this is a sharp assessment of midlife crisis (though that's not a real thing per se), small town claustrophobia, and who doesn't like a few voices cutting through the typical daily life to get right to the point (the examination for example of trauma ... worked for me). The writing was witty, characters astute, and the resolution was for me satisfying and well done, a solid ending is always a win for me.

For me more though the disconnect was never feeling invested in Greta, a character who I couldn't fully connect with or understand, even as the plot came together (though I felt I could see early on how the story was going to unfold). That might be intentional... other readers can decide how they feel!

Recommended for fans of speculative literary fiction, I see lots of readers making connections to Ottessa Moshfegh and I would agree. I also recommend this for fans of I am thinking of ending things.

This book is incredible -- it was hard to put down and so well written. I fell into the lives of Greta and Big Swiss immediately, wholeheartedly and didn't want to let go. I laughed although this was a bit darker than I expected but it fit with the story and the characters. I definitely recommend this book and this author if you like literary fiction and beautiful writing. I know I will re-read this book.

Big Swiss comes out next week on February 7, 2023, you can purchase HERE! This book is SO good!!

I spent a lot of time alone, but I was rarely lonely because I like my own brain.

One of the weirdest books I've ever read, and I loved every second of it.

Such a unique concept. The characters were complex, funny, and at times, a bit tragic. I laughed, chuckled, cringed, and held onto my hat for the whole ride. If you're looking for something, weird, sapphic, funny, dry, and overall unique- look no further.

This book falls into one of my favorite categories--bizarro narrator doing bizarro things, with lots of weird detail and humor.

I struggled with this novel-which I wanted to like- about Greta, a woman who falls in love with Flavia, one of the clients whose therapy she transcribes. Set in Hudson, NY, it's got all the feels of a small town overtaken by exiles from the city determined to be artisanal (the guy with the bread!) and at times, I found myself reading for more of that content or of the transcripts of Flavia and Om. Greta has issues, deservedly so, from her mother's death and her chaotic childhood but now she's 40 something (she conveys as much younger) and she's living with Sabine in a house that defies description (there's a live beehive, many stink bugs) who pretty much supports herself as a dealer. The relationship between Flavia and Greta grows out of a chance meeting in a dog park and while it's interesting, I never became invested. Ultimately I realized the problem was that I didn't like Greta. Thanks to Netgalley for the ARC. I'll be the odd one out so over to others to decide for themselves.