**I received an ARC from Netgalley with the understanding I would post an unbiased review.**

I have to admit that Hall has gone from one of my top three favorite authors to someone I read with trepidation. As much as I adore his early books the more recent have been very hit or miss for me. By and large this was a hit for me although it was, as is always the case with his books lately, just too long. It definitely feels like his editors are not doing their jobs lately, even allowing for this being an ARC, editors are meant to improve a story, not just point out missed words and it just doesn't feel like that's happening anymore.

I liked Sam although his tendency to ramble about anything and everything got to be a bit overmuch at times (hello, editors). The repetition of the type of shower door that caused his concussion, for example, started out fun and quickly became something I was skipping over. Jokes, even in romcoms, can be overdone. I would also have liked to know more about Sam's backstory a lot sooner than we got it because, for spending so much time in his head, we don't really find out a lot about his history until the end of the story. I never quite understood why he thought Jonathan was such a jerk, because, while Jonathan wasn't nearly as sympathetic as he could have been neither did he ever really come across as a massive jerk either. I get the feeling that the requirements of running a retail business were either overlooked or misunderstood.

Jonathan was really my favorite character in this because it was obvious from the beginning that he wasn't a jerk just for the sake of it, but because he was massively misunderstood, sometimes it felt like he was even misunderstood by his creator. Hall has gotten into a habit of making one of his characters responsible for everything that is wrong in everyone's lives and there's no sympathy or understanding for that character, maybe this is a thing in romcoms, but it just seems like he's doubled down on it, and I end up feeling bad for that character, and not liking the other characters as much because of it.

I'm not a huge consumer of amnesia stories and I liked that it was pointed out that this is not the way amnesia actually works. The concussion seemed to be handled almost as well so that was nice.

I liked the way their relationship grew slowly over time and how Sam finally realized that Jonathan was not who he thought he was. Jonathan's family honestly sounds exhausting, I'd avoid them too, but they did provide background for Jonathan which Sam obviously needed. I liked that although they accepted Sam right away the integration was still happening at the end of the book.

Overall this is the best book I've read from Hall since Boyfriend Material, it's still not to the level of amazing that he used to write before he leaned so heavily into romcoms, but it was an enjoyable, if slightly too long, read.

I was looking forward to this one as I really enjoyed Boyfriend Material, but this one was about a 3.5 star. I think the main character's (Sam) inner monologue was a bit annoying at times, especially with the back-and-forth on whether or not to tell Jonathan his secret. I also would have liked to see more of the book happening after the big reveal as it felt a little rushed. Overall, I thought it was cute! Having a grumpy character fall in love in a romance novel is one of my favorite things to see: how they fall for their partner, what about their partner balances them out. Jonathan's large family had me laughing out loud because of how chaotic they were. I am still really looking forward to more books in this universe and what will come next from Hall!

This is a spin off from Husband Material, where we briefly met Jonathan. That is the only connection, so you are fine reading this without Boyfriend Material or Husband Material, tho I recommend both.

As is his gift, Alexis Hall wrote about two wonderfully imperfect men falling in love without meaning to. Jonathan has built wall upon wall around himself, and Sam is perpetually cheerful to hide his sorrow. At one point, Jonathan says of Sam “You’ve come into my life like a beam of very annoying sunshine.”

I laughed out loud while listening at work, and Will Watt did a great job with Sam’s Liverpudlian accent.

Decent. Just decent. I don’t know if Alexis needs to continue this series. Nothing compares to Husband Material for me, I fear.

I’m really struggling with this book. At first I was enjoying it but quickly this fizzled out for me and now I can’t seem to pick this back up. I just am not able to connect with the characters at all and I don’t care what happens next which is the kiss of death. I guess I’m not British so I just don’t get it?

Anyways I am going to call it good here and mark it as did not finish. Unfortunately for me I just have a very hit or miss with this authors work and lately it’s all miss for me.

Funny, charming, and delightfully festive, within the first 100 pages of 10 Things That Never Happened I'd already texted my friend to insist she buy this book to take on her honeymoon over Christmas. If you like the London Calling series then you'll love this book too.

Thank you to netgalley for the advance copy of this ebook*

Even though it’s been awhile that I’ve read anything by the author, i was glad that I’ve jumped in this book. It had the enemies to lovers trope along with forced proximity mixed along with the chaos that is both Sam and Jonathan when one of them takes amnesia after an accident. Add in co workers and family along with a cat named gollum and you got yourself a good story though it was a bit slow paced at times however, i couldn’t recommend this enough and can’t wait for the next book.

This was a fun read with well-developed characters and a believable enemies-to-lovers story line. Alexis Hall is combining so many different tried and true Romance tropes here (sunshine/grump, enemies to loves, office romance) and manages to do so without bogging the story down! Office romances are not for me, but for someone who likes that trope, they're sure to fall in love with Jonathan and Sam (and their whole extended pet and human families!). I admit I'm not sure how the title relates to the content, and I kept waiting for this book to align somehow with 10 Things I Hate About You (which it never did). Four stars are because I was hoping Hall would bring something fresh to the "fake amnesia" plot, but this mostly hits well-trod ground, making the plot fairly predictable. But absolutely still worth a read!

This is a tough book for me to rate! I admit to starting this book and almost DNFing it, which is rare for me, especially with an Alexis Hall book. I had a hard time with the initial premise here. I actually think the fake amnesia plot unfolds quite naturally and cleverly, so that wasn't my problem. Rather, I really struggled with the characters - not so much with Jonathan, the mean, cold-hearted boss everyone seems to hate, but with our POV character Sam, who is so terribly insubordinate it made it very much not fun to read. I had to put the book down at around the 15% mark, and didn't return to it for over a month, but I am glad I eventually went back to it.

When this book worked for me it REALLY worked, especially in the moments where the romance was allowed to shine. I typically enjoy Hall's expansive casts of characters but I do think between Sam's co-workers and Jonathan's family there were a few too many here and they did pull focus a bit, even if they were largely enjoyable (esp. the family). It also took me reading this book to realize what I don't ultimately love about a lot of holiday romances - they often veer saccharine, whereas I loved how this book really highlighted how exhausting and frustrating family and the holidays can be even if quiet moments of tradition make it all worth it. In this way the book really reminded me of my own family and our own brand of chaos and I enjoyed that very much. I even appreciated the nods to Christmas Vacation, a film I actively dislike, because they worked so well in this setting. And I do think by the end of the book I appreciated the journeys both Jonathan and Sam went on such that I can understand their earlier behavior. (Though the blurb says Jonathan has sentimental reasons for hiring Sam to begin with, which are never explained??)

As always with Hall's books I felt the happy ending was too brief if well-earned but all in all I am glad I stuck with this one.

Thank you to Sourcebooks Casablanca and NetGalley for the e-ARC! All opinions are my own.

I really love Alexis Hall’s writing. The banter in this book is A+ and I enjoyed it all the way through.

10 Things That Never Happened is my first Alexis Hall book and I was so excited to read it when I received it from NetGalley and the publisher in exchange for an honest review. I was pleasantly surprised at the number of times I found myself laughing out loud and couldn’t help but smile as I read the book. I really liked that this was a book set around the holidays and we had two strong male leads. Was this a “traditional” romance story that you expect to find? No, and I think that was one of the many reasons I enjoyed this book! I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a good read with humor and just enough sass from the lead characters.

10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall is a unique boss & employee romance set during the holidays with an outlandish premise & delightful results. In the midst of him & his entire team being fired, a heavyweight shower falls on top of San Becker & he stumbles into his grumpy boss, Jonathon Forest, who assumes he has amnesia. During his concussion, Sam kind of accidentally plays into the fake amnesia to try to save him & his friends’ jobs. A whirlwind relationship is formed as they live together to look after Sam’s head & learn & get to know each other all during the holiday season.

10 Things That Never Happened is great for fans of…
❤️MM Romance
❤️Amnesia trope
❤️Boss & Employee
❤️Forced Proximity
❤️Grumpy/Sunshine

Alexis Hall has a trademark writing style with precarious situations, dry humor, fast-paced banter & just lovely love stories throughout. It took me a bit to get into this story, but I enjoyed the way it came together. It’s a bit of an outlandish tale but it’s one of you stick around for, you’ll quite enjoy the ride along the way.

Something I appreciated in this story particularly is the bountiful, realistic & genuine nature that was one of the lead’s perfectly imperfect family. They were messy & bickering, but also relentlessly loyal, always showing up & authentic. Being set at the holidays I couldn’t help but be reminded of the big family from Home Alone.

If you are looking for a MM romance &/or are a fan of Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened is out now!


Massive thanks to NetGalley & Sourcebooks Casablanca for the gifted copy, which I voluntarily read & reviewed.

I started reading this on a night that was absolutely chaotic and miserable. And let me say, within the first chapter, I had a smile on my face, lost myself in this rom-com and I didn’t put this book down. I guess that’s the joy of books honestly.

Anything that ever references a classic of Ms. Hawn’s fine works like Overboard is going to be gold. And yes is the premise of this book impossible to believe? Absolutely. But the humor I found throughout this book was just spot on that I found myself snorting out loud many times. The entire cast of characters from the MCs to Jonathan’s family and Sam’s co-workers just work together so well. And let’s not forget Gollum cause there’s nothing more precious and necessary than an ugly cat.

Jonathan is the perfect grump - he’s beyond grump actually. And he knows it, his family knows it and his employees know it. Sam knows it but in the course of his misadventure in the land of fake amnesia, he learns more about the other side of Jonathan that absolutely no one ever sees at all. I loved the stumbling, awkward side that Sam seems to bring out in him at times. One who’s not so sure of himself despite having created a successful bath and bedroom franchise. I really enjoyed the ending for these two and for the whole cast of characters basically. All the puzzle pieces seem to fall into their own chaotic place and it all just makes sense. If you are looking for a lot of steam and love you declarations, this isn’t that but if you are looking for a romantic comedy that puts a smile on your face with a hilarious cast of characters, this may be for you.

“If our only hope is to actually get better at doing our jobs, we are mega, mega shafted.“
Samwise Eoin Becker, our narrator in 10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall, is one of my favorite characters ever. I had the busiest work period and got home exhausted every day, but reconnecting with sassy, dark, and messy Sam was the best part of my day.

“It probably says good things about modern Britain—or maybe just about modern Liverpool—that when I was growing up, I got way less shit for being gay than I got for being named after a hobbit.“

Sam is the manager of a bed and bath store that is not meeting sales expectations. His team is chaotic but loveable, so when the big boss, Jonathan, calls him to headquarters and threatens to fire the poorest performers, Sam is desperate to find a workaround. The solution “knocks him over” when Jonathan corners him into a walk-in shower, and Sam falls through the enclosure. When at the hospital to treat the resulting concussion, Sam takes advantage of a miscommunication and makes Jonathan believe he has amnesia. Scrappy Sam decides this will buy him time to break through “His Royal Dickishness” and save his team. But Sam didn’t think he would end up falling for Jonathan.

This is where the story falls apart a tiny bit. I found it hard to understand how the chemistry between Sam and Jonathan developed, and it made me really impatient. I loved reading from Sam’s perspective about how he got close to Jonathan and invaded every space in his life, but I am unsure I understand how he fell for him. This part dragged. I needed more connection, more chemistry, more mutual romantic or sexual tension.

HOWEVER…
The resolution to their love journey had me in happy tears. When they finally got together, I thought everything was pretty perfect, and I didn’t care that this book had such a slow burn and big leap.

10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall was full of wit, banter, and the most loveable characters …except Jonathan, although he gets tons of points at the end.

P.S. Check out Bee Val’s review of Husband Material, also by Alexis Hall!

Alexis Hall writes such entertaining stories. Any genre from contemporary, historical fiction, and adult, they write in such a fun way. There is a great plot and great queer representation in every book. Highly recommend to read their books.

This was my first Alexis Hall book and it didn’t disappoint. I read this in a day because I just wanted to find out what was going to happen next. I went into it without reading the blurb and that made it so much fun. I mean who doesn’t love the fake amnesia with the overbearing boss trope.

I really loved Sam’s character. The way he cared so strongly for all the people who worked for him and would do anything to protect their jobs. He was just a big lost sweetie trying to muddle his way through life. I feel like he truly wanted what was best for everyone even if they were crap at their job or not very kind. Honestly, Jonathan was not my favorite at first. He was pretty unlikable to all those around him but he did grow on me throughout the book and I love when that happens. I love a good journey and growth in a book. I really wish we could have had dual POV because I really wanted to get inside Jonathan’s head. I can’t wait to jump into another Alexis Hall book ASAP!

Thank you to NetGalley and the publishers for an advance copy of this book. All thoughts are my own.

3 stars

I'm as surprised as you are that I didn't completely hate this book after the last several tries with AJH. I'd even go as far to say I quite enjoyed it. Sure it had the very annoying thing where -y is added to the end of words to be cutesy (see what I did there) and it is written in what I assume is a northern accent so if i never see a sentence end in "like" again it'll be too soon. But the amensia plot was kind of fun, I liked the two MCs, and the meddling family and meddling coworkers were rather enjoyable. What's keeping it three stars is the rather predictable 95% breakup, the 97% Christmas Death (ugh we were so close to a mostly death free Christmas! But no here they are kissing in a cemetery wtf), and the aforementioned annoyingly accenty (lol) narrative. It helped a lot that the POV character, Sam, wasn't completely full of anxiety or self-loathing, I think. It kept the hijinks and comedy closer to Boyfriend Material than anything contemporary AJH has written after. It's worth a read if you liked Boyfriend Material and are still willing to give AJH's books a try. (But watch me totally regret saying this when Father Material comes out)

I Iaughed so much while reading this book. After Boyfriend Material I kept trying to find another book by Alexis Hall that was just as fun, and I was disappointed every time. This mostly proves how much I love Boyfriend Material and how much I believed Alexis Hall could write a book that can live up to those expectations.
And 10 things that never happened is that book. Of course the amnesia trick isn't a very good base for a good story, and I'm begging you to just go with it and just enjoy the story.
Sam and Jonathan are both very loveable. Jonathan is a grumpy, bossy boss and Sam definitely has golden retriever vibes and they have so much chemistry. I loved how I felt the love before they did. I was rooting for them from the beginning. *happy grin*
The emotional part of this book was done perfectly, just like the chaotic family trope.
Again, the plot is very thin, but just get past that and enjoy this grumpy sunshine romance. I know I did, every page of it.

Jonathan Forest is an easy character to dislike up front. When Sam, a manager at a bad&bath store, is called for a meeting at thr main branch with his boss, Jonathan Forest, he is (a) sure he's about to be fired, along with his team, and (b) not going to just sit down and take it. When he accidently falls into a display shower while Jonathan is berating him and has the glass shower door slammed into his head, he exhibits a little confusion from his concussion that leads to Jonathan believing he has amnesia and the doctor saying Sam should stay with Jonathan for a couple of weeks for monitoring.
Of course, Sam starts to see that Jonathan isn't tough and mean all the way through. And maybe, he's even kinda hot?
Cute, completely unbelievably believable romance - I definitely wanted to keep reading and make sure they ended up together.

What an outstanding story! These are the best characters I’ve read in ages, and the explanation of dialect adds so much to the story. Hilarious portrayal of the ridiculous ways people behave at work, from the top to the bottom. Will be featured on a future episode of Your Rainbow Reads podcast.