Goodness, I just saw a few hundred birds sitting on the electrical lines over the highway, but thanks to this book, I know they were just recharging their drone batteries while spying on the drivers and transmitting facial recognition scans back to you-know-who.

Be aware, this is a parody that’s having fun with you. I totally knew that when I embraced this as my favorite conspiracy theory a couple years ago. I am always gobsmacked when some well-known person falls for a parody in social media, and I will be gobsmacked by any, umm, serious reviews of this funny book. Although, I admit I have never seen a baby pigeon.

The authors are having a lot of fun living in their minds and trying to inhabit yours, too, but I’m not sure who will read the entire book. But it’s goofy and it’s going to be a great gift for your crazy uncle to distract him from the aliens tunneling under the Canadian border. 3.5 stars.

Informative. Everything is very average and normal, nothing to see here.

My favorite part was the compressive summaries of all of the US presidents, as well as the information about the magnets. Very helpful and accurate.

Nothing further.

I was excited to read this but it did fall a little flat. It was a little over kill at some points and a bit drawn out but an overall comical read.

This was a fun read a-la Philomena Cunk and I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book and learning all about the birds that are not real. 4.5/5

Absolutely fanatical about the Birds Aren't Real movement. The weaponization of satirization against harmful conspiracy theories is absolutely brilliant. However, this book felt like it didn't quite explore the concept in a way that justified the length. I tapped out around 40% because it felt too drawn out.

Thank you, NetGalley!

I thought I would like this book because I like the memes of birds aren't real. But I'm not convinced this book is a joke. The joke of birds not being real was so tiring after the first couple of chapters, it would have been a better podcast episode or blog post. This was way too long and not funny enough. It would have been a fun book if it featured other internet conspiracies but it didn't.