I was very excited to read Bless Your Heart. This southern vampire story sparked my interest. With a small town environment, a police force that has history with our main characters, dead that won't stay dead, as well as some teenage drama, this one has it all. I loved the Evans family who are our main characters., four generations of Evans women running a funeral parlor and having a secret.

As the story unfolds the author allows us to meet and get to know people who eventually become victims made me all the more invested in the story. I was kept guessing as to how what was going on and especially, what happened 15 years ago that is a pivotal moment in the Evans family.

This story has some pretty gruesome attacks, but are primarily fade to black and the details being conveyed in part by the police reactions to what they are seeing. This gives quite a macabre feel still. The author gives the reader lighter moments as we learn the events of the past but there is always and underlying urgency in place.

Thank you Macmillan Audio for the gifted copy.

Ok. So I was looking forward to this one, as it is out of my wheelhouse, but it was not at all what I expected.

Horror. Romance. Family. Dead…being…um…NOT dead.

And the women who own the ONLY funeral parlor in town have some secrets they’ve been hiding.

Very gory. Very graphic. And very far-fetched…and did I mention gory?? (at least, for me)…
Loved the THEORY behind it…and it definitely kept my attention…just wasn’t for me…and that’s on me.

Bless Your Heart by Lindy Ryan and narrated beautifully by Stephanie Nemeth-Parker.

3 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ for me.

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This was so messed up.
I really enjoyed the new take on vampires and zombies.
This was my first Lindy Ryan, but I will definitely be stalking her backlist.
Much love to NetGalley & Macmillan Audio for my ALC.

Bless Your Heart by Lindy Ryan is a suspenseful horror style mystery.

The book focuses on The Evan’s family, which consists of four generations of women. They run a funeral home, but unfortunately the normal order of things involving death doesn’t seem to be the case in this small Texas town. Normally the dead stay dead, but here the dead rise. What’s creating Zombie like creatures? Could it be the mysterious creature that caused the dead to rise fifteen years ago? As the death toll increases, so does the number of bodies coming back. Like the dead, secrets aren’t going to stay dead and buried long.

The characters for the most part are fun and sassy. You never know if The Bless Your Heart is going to be an uplifting comment or an admonishment. I liked the youngest daughter Luna the most. The author really showed her feisty and rebellious attitude. She was explored the most, causing the biggest connection.

I disliked how long it took to discover the mystery. Parts drug a bit. There were too many points of view which caused you to not really get to know any one particular character.

The story was fast moving in many parts but very slow in others, although the story did contain a lot of interesting components. The end of the book gave so many answers and I wished a few had been delivered earlier on to create more connections to the characters, . The book was a quick easy read. It was definitely an interesting twist on vampires and zombies.

I definitely enjoyed the narrator. She definitely made this a very entertaining and enjoyable listen/ read. I would definitely listen to other books by her.

Overall I feel the book is more of a 3 1/2 but I rounded up to 4 stars

In a small town in southeast Texas in 1999, there lived the Evans women,, who owned the only funeral parlor in town. It had been in their family for generations. The Evans women were rumored to be a strange bunch, but seeing as how they were the only choice to bury one's loved ones, people had no choice but to accept them. When town gossip Mina Jean Murphy’s body is brought in to prepare for burial and she rises from the dead instead, it’s clear that the Strigoi—the original vampire—are back, and the Evans women are the only ones who know how to deal with them. As more and more folks in town turn up missing or dead, Deputy Roger Taylor begins asking way too many questions, Ducey, Lenore, Grace, and now Luna, must take up their blades and figure out who is behind the Strigoi’s return, and quick.

This is the first book in a new series, and I am already eagerly waiting the next book in the series. This audiobook was so much fun. The narrator did an excellent job with all of the different voices, and the storyline was fast paced and funny. I loved Ducey, Lenore, Grace and Luna. They were all so quirky. Actually, a lot of the other characters were as well. I loved how crochety the old sheriff was, and the way the book ended left it set up perfectly for the next book. This is perfect for fantasy lovers, light horror, or anyone who loves books like Grady Hendrix's A Southern Bookclub's Guide to Slaying Vampires

I think this will forever be one of my favorite books. I LOVE Ducey Evans and I hope to be as badass as she is when I am 80! I adore the entire Evans clan of women.

This was a fun mystery with just enough suspense, and "horror" to not make it feel like a horror book to me. I would watch the movie (hint, hint) if there was one made. I would have devoured this book in a day had my 17 year old son not gotten hooked on it with me and I could only read it with him.

As much as I loved this book I was taken aback at the ending but I don't want to spoil anyone else's reading. So, I'm looking forward to the next book to see where things go.

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily. All opinions are my own.

This book was NOT what I thought it would be going into it! Do you like Buffy and a family of women? This book is for you!
I listened to the audiobook, the narrator was incredible with the different voices but not leaning too much into it where it seemed cartoonish.
I really enjoyed it and I’d love to see another book in this universe!

Okay, this had my head spinning and questioning whose heart was being blessed with what and when. Living in the SouthI loved the southern twist and charm to this who dun it, and honestly wasn't sure I'd love the funeral home aspect of the story line, but I loved it! I was happily surprised and loved the narrative!

The Evans women run a funeral home Led by Ducey Evans the women have taken care of the dead for generations, even if that means a stake through the heart when the dead come back to life. It’s been a peaceful 15 years since the last Strigoi wreaked havoc on the small Texas town. The dead are starting to rise again eating their way through the residents leaving a bloody violent path. This time they are facing a more powerful force that is gaining strength every day.

This was a fun read. The Evans women are characters, especially Ducey. The story was laced with a little humor and some gruesome scenes that had me hooked. The ending was a little bit of a let down. I was left with unanswered questions and a little confused. Overall though I liked the book it was fun. The concept was so good!! The narration for the audiobook was done really well and added to the story.

Thanks to NetGalley for the advanced copy in exchange for an honest review

3.5 ⭐️

This was such a cute book! It had some elements of mystery/thiller, but it was also really funny. The four generations of Evans women, especially Ducey, had such unique personalities that were so lovable. I'm not usually one for vampire/undead type books, but this one was really well done.

Light hearted & razor tongued, BLESS
YOUR HEART follows the steel magnolias of four generations of the Evans family as they try to run their family mortuary in a small town in Texas and keep the dead, well, you know, dead. Recommended for fans of early Charlaine Harris & Grady Hendrix’s SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB’S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES.

I had so much fun listening to this book. "Bless Your Heart" by Lindy Ryan followed the women from the Evans family and their commitment to keep their town safe from a secret they've been protecting for years.

Of note: When we first meet the Strigori, I expected to meet vampires as I understood them; however, throughout the book, these are described like zombies that "mature" into more of the typical vampire as we know them. I was a little confused but easily adapted to the author's creative freedoms.

I became emotionally invested with so many of the characters that Ryan introduced that, when chapters ended on cliffhangers, I could not stop listening because I HAD to know that happened next and IF they would be safe! Ryan presented characters that the reader is able to understand and even anticipate how one might respond to the current conflict or crisis; I believe that is a beautiful skill for stand alone books.

While this book is different that others that I have scored 5-stars, I still have to give Ryan her credit for a captivating and creative tale. The narration of the audiobook was absolutely pristine. I would certainly listen to another book by the author and/or narrator without question.

This was interesting. Lots of weird phrases and words to describe the outbreak, and I got a bit lost here and there. Overall an OK read. I received an advance copy. All thoughts are my own.

Bless your Heart by Lindy Ryan, narrated by Stephanie Nemeth-Parker was a fun, entertaining and bloody mystery which I really enjoyed. The characters were fun and the narrator kept me from pressing pause when I should have been doing other, less interesting, work. I give this 3.75 stars, rounded up to 4.

If you have to kill the undead, what better place to do it than a funeral home! That's why the Evans family continues to run the only one in town. If the Strigoi (vampire) wake after death, someone needs to put them down before they start to turn the town into their own feeding (and killing) ground. But when people start disappearing around town, the Evans must roll up their sleeves and prepare for battle.

The story wasn't quite what I was expecting - I was thinking more dark vampire, but instead it almost had a rom-com feel but without all the mush! I really enjoyed how Lindy was able to keep the story light, yet still edge of your seat mystery. I also liked that the characters were well developed but not so overdone that you started to lose interest in them. I really enjoyed listening to this audiobook and will look for more from this author in the future.

Thank you to NetGalley and Macmillan Audio for this ARC in exchange for my honest review.

I did not expect to love this as much as I did. The narration was almost too good. Like she does the lip licking noises when the cop was licking his lips
I did get a little sick when Belle disappeared but that turned out okay.
It does get pretty gorey, so prepare for that.
I love the ending.

The premise of this book sounded so fun, but the execution fell very flat for me. I feel like I just wanted more with the character development to really become invested with these women and their fight. I also kept getting confused as to which POV I was listening to with only one narrator and very little difference in their voice for each character.

If you had asked me after 30% of this book, I would have said it’s a 5 star. Unfortunately, I was terribly uninterested after that point. It felt very repetitive and the pacing was too slow. It started to pick up and become interesting towards the end.

I loved the multiple POV.
I liked the premise.

I think this book suffered from organization of story and pacing of the story! It’s a brilliant concept and story, but the pacing was not for me.

The Evans Family has always protected their town from things that go bump in the night. As owners of the only funeral parlor in town, they come across all kinds of strange and disturbing things. Now that Luna is a teenager, everything the family has worried about will be out in the open. Can they once again protect their town from the ghouls that really exist and most people never see. This book was different and I enjoyed the dark humor of the characters in the story. The story however, was gory and graphic and not for the faint of heart. Those looking for a lighthearted adventure into the paranormal may consider caution.

DNF at 30%. This sounded like a fun read similar to The Southern Bookclub's Guide to Slaying Vampires. It starts off with some action but got tedious to listen to after a while. I could not stay focused.

Although I did not read the physical book, I did have the pleasure of listening to an audio copy thanks to McMmllian Audio and NetGalley in exchange for my honest review. Bless Your Heart is the story of the Evans family who own a funeral home in a small Texas town and the women of the family are taxed with the secrets of the Strigoi and how to put an end to the horror for which the Strigoi bring. Filled with humor and southern sass, the story is quite descriptive with the gore and yet lighthearted. I think fans of Grady Hendrix and even Christopher Moore would get a kick out of the Evans girls.

The audio book was easy to follow along and even with the large cast of characters I shouldn't feel lost. The narrator did a wonderful job at pacing and the perfect southern drawl but not so much where it made it hard to listen to. Well done.

A solid 3.5 for me!!