This was so good it gave final girl vibes and the mystery of Whatever came out of that board is after them

Fantastic novel for horror lovers who grew up on Scream like I did.

I'm a 90s kid who grew up watching the great teen slashers of the 90s/00 and I devoured this novel.

Its a fun, spooky, and entertaining book with vibrant and interesting characters who you actually root for and hope they survive! It follows the "formula" but with flair! Looking forward to reading more of Joelles work

Talk to Me-esque teen horror featuring complicated sisters, a summer that was meant to be perfect, and a demon hunting down a friend group. Devon and Drew are twin sisters, yet they couldn't be more different, from the way they have different styles to their opposing personalities... and the fact that Devon is the artsy wild child and Drew is the academic genius. Devon is determined to have one last great summer with Drew before Drew goes off to college.. but the more Devon tries to force it the less Drew wants to be a part of it.... yet everything goes wrong when Drew invites Devon and their friend group to meet Drew's friends at a party that ends with them using a ouija board and summoning a demon... that just happens to start hunting them down. Now Devon has to find a way to get rid of the demon chasing her, save her friends, save her relationship with her sister, and finally confess her feelings to the girl she's in love with. The story follows a complicated sister relationship and has a touch of Talk to Me, when a group of friends unknowingly summon a demon at a party and must find way to banish it before it gets them. This one was a bit of a miss for me unfortunately, I really wish I did like it more as its a sapphic horror story but I found myself not at all that interested in the story and I didn't really like Devon that much as a protagonist. When it comes to horror final girls its always hit or miss and this one unfortunately was a miss for me. I do think however that if you liked Talk to Me then you will like this one.

Release Date: July 30,2024

Publication/Blog: Ash and Books (ash-and-books.tumblr.com)

*Thanks Netgalley and Simon and Schuster Children's Publishing | Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

Sadly I’m going to have to DNF this one 35% in. The writing style is not working for me. It feels like the author rambles too much at times. I did really enjoy the characters though. I would love to give this author another shot in the future.

Thank you to publisher and Netgalley for sending me an arc copy in exchange for my honest review.

As a YA book, this is cool - horror tropes, the plot building around the knowledge of these tropes, the inclusivity and the engaging writing.
It is quite well-paced as well.

Thank you, so much to Netgalley and Simon & Schuster for the arc!

I have mixed feelings on this one. On one hand, I am a sucker for the cheesy thrillers like Scream. But on the other, at least the characters in Scream I liked. But I guess that’s also the point. They’re supposed to flawed teenagers. And, they were. So, yeah, the author nailed it. And it did make me laugh!

I do think this book is going to be a smash with the YA thriller readers out there. I may have to get this for my niece for her Summerween gift!

The Blonde Dies First by Joelle Wellington tells the story of a group of friends who summoned a demon and are now fighting for their lives while trying to outsmart the demon. The demon is going after them following slasher movies kill order lists. The book follows Devon who's twin sister, Drew, will be going to college the following months and this summer is Devon's attempt to give Drew "The Best Summer Ever" in order to make sure Drew will want to come back home the following summer.

What I liked about this book was the kill order list, I am not a big fan of horror but I love slasher movies like Scream and the book gave me a bit of a Scream vibes with the group of friends following the horror movie rules and trying to see which stereotypical character would fit with each one of them so they could find out who would be the next target.

I thought some scenes were action packed and made it a fast read for me, however I did not connect with the characters as much and to be honest kept waiting for a bigger kill to make me connect better. Overall, this was a good ya horror read and I loved that there was representation of queer characters, but I did think we were missing a twist to turn it more into final girl slasher movie.

Thank you NetGalley and Simon and Schuster Children's Publishing for this ARC the above review is of my own thoughts.

I went into this book blind and was immediately drawn into the characters and the easy banter, the familiar dynamics. This book is unapologetically queer and black by an own-voice author, which is so refreshing to see. I’ve read some of Joelle’s other books but this one takes the cake for sure.
I loved the scream references and the demonic elements of it, and the killer twists were definitely enjoyable (the predictably varies depending on how well you know horror movie tropes but nevertheless still great.)

I always enjoy Wellington and how this is the second time that I get to! I really enjoyed her first book a lot and she doesn’t disappoint with this one. I love her takes on the final girl and scream queen within horror and I feel like she adds a fresh new twist.

Calling all horror nerds. You're going to love this YA slasher-esque story with nods to the horror movie formula. It's funny, scary, and a romantic subplot that was actually super sweet (I don't care for romance usually). It's trop-y yet unpredictable and a group of characters you definitely want to root for, so if you love a combo of demonic forces and slasher behavior you're going to enjoy this one. The ending is one you won't see coming.

I really enjoyed this book! It definitely took a good 30% in to get good but once I was in,. I couldn’t put it down.

Shoutout to blockbuster!

I’ve been on a bit of a slasher kick lately so I was pretty excited for this one, unfortunately I don’t think this book is for me.

I was intrigued by the premise but struggled to get invested into the story. The twins relationship didn’t feel like normal twins especially considering Devon wanted this “Best Summer Ever” for her sister. I really didn’t care for either of them, I don’t mind YA and was fully aware of that in this book before going in but I wasn’t a huge fan of the dialogue in this one. It all felt a bit forced to me.

It’s trope-y and I did enjoy the groups friends and LGBTQ rep. I think it would be enjoyable for teen readers or those who enjoy a YA thriller.

This was such a fun and good action pack thriller I definitely enjoyed it. The ending definitely took me by surprise and let’s not forget how the cover of this beauty EATS!!!! Thank you so much NetGalley and Simon and Schuster Children's Publishing for this ARC!!!

I wanted to like this book. I did. I thought it would be like the book Indian Lake or Heads Will Roll, Queer horror with a twist. It's not. The first chapters drag on, the horror is unrealistic, and all over it is just meh. I don't think this book is bad per se, but it didn't scare me. I think it tried to hard to be a critic of horror that it ended up cringe.

Sending as feedback to the publisher.

I read 45% of this book and had to dnf it. The story was not engaging to me and I felt like a lot of the story was just unbelievable. I could also not really connect with the characters.

Since I did not finish the book I do not want to give an unfair or incomplete review.

The Blonde Dies First is a queer YA thriller/horror that reads like a slasher film. I have loved a book by Joelle in the past so knew I had to give this one a try. I wound up really enjoying it!

Our leading lady, Devon has decided this is going to be the best summer ever because her twin sister, Drew is going off to college early. When someone pulled out a Ouija board during Drew’s graduation party, Devon and her friend group were antsy but went along with it to appease her. Now a demon is unleashed and going after Devon and her friends. They must figure out how to kill the demon or they will wind up dead in the process.

This story has slasher film stereotypes we all know of and brings it into book form. Once the action starts you will not want to put this book down. It was such a quick read because the story just kept moving and I had to see what would happen next. There are some twists and turns I did not see coming which I always appreciate. Some parts were a tad predictable, but this is marketed towards YA so keep that in mind. I recommend this if you are a fan of YA horror or slasher movies.

Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the advance copy. I really enjoyed Wellington's debut novel last year, so I was thrilled to receive this ARC. Unfortunately, this one was not for me. I loved the friend group, but the demon was too outlandish/ridiculous for me. I also guessed who was behind it almost immediately, which is always a bit of a letdown. The weird dynamic between the twins wasn't all that well-developed until close to the end, so it felt like they were annoying for no reason. I will likely still check out what Wellington writes in the future in the hope it is more like These Vicious Games than this book.

I requested this book based on its hilarious title. Reading horror isn’t my thing, but saying my mind wasn’t changed is an understatement. This was, hands down, a fantastic read!! When I tell you, it’s so darn funny! I had to leave my living room at certain scenes to read in my bathroom to avoid waking my toddler. Great characters and development. I enjoyed the dialogue and thought the plot was great. I HIGHLY recommend this book!


Thank you, Author, Simon and Schuster Books and NetGalley, for this ARC!

Thank you to the publisher and Netgalley for this arc in exchange for a review.

This is the author's second book, and after reading Their Vicious Games, I knew I had to get this. And just as I predicted, it didn't disappoint. This is for people who like Wes Craven movies, but make it Gen Z.

I loved Devon, I never tired of her. Some of the supporting characters were pretty one dimensional, but that's honestly to be expected in this genre so I am not holding that against the book at all. The only real complaint I have is that I think there were a couple of characters that were underutilized and it felt like they weren't really a part of the story at times. Other than that- home run!

This was a super quick read for me, it's accessible and easy to read, and the plot twist was fun. I'm a huge horror fan and I really didn't expect that ending, so it was a nice surprise. Joelle Wellington is two for two now for the enjoyment factor of her books, both books were super fun reads, I definitely enjoyed this ending more than the last.

here was sadly no real scares in this book and the way that the characters dealt with the situation was comically UNCANNY. The pacing was inconsistent and I just kept waiting for the horror and the gore and I literally never got it. I’m a huge fan of the Scream franchise so I know what it means to appreciate a true cheesy slasher story and that was the vibe that I was expecting. That doesn’t mean that some won’t love this book; it just wasn’t for me.