“The marquee out front is blank today—probably because someone took a picture of the time it said you can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you and now Pastor Young is afraid of accidentally implying that we should canonically fuck the Lord—”

The amount of times I have made myself cry laughing reading a Jenna Voris book? 3 for 3.

Say A Little Prayer is for the girls, the gays, the religiously-traumatized, and anyone who was ever rubbed the wrong way by that one overly-powerful YoungLife cheerleader that no one ever stood up to in High School.