Giving this 3.75 stars. This one gave me major Thursday Murder Club vibes—a small-town mystery with a quirky cast (including some meddling seniors!) and plenty of twists. The premise pulled me in right away: Shelby survives a brutal attack, only to start receiving threats all over again. Add in missing persons, financial secrets, and a town full of people who might not be what they seem... it sounds like the perfect recipe for suspense.

But I’ll be real—while the mystery kept me guessing, the execution felt a little all over the place. The pacing dragged in parts, and with multiple POVs and so many characters, I found myself flipping back just to keep track of who’s who. Sometimes clues or twists popped up out of nowhere without much buildup, which left me more confused than intrigued.

That said, if you’re into small-town thrillers with layers of secrets (and a bit of chaos), this could still be your jam. It just wasn’t quite as tight or focused as I was hoping for.

Thank you Harlequin Trade Publishing and NetGalley for my copy.

We're three months in to the year now and this is my favorite read so far. There were so many times I gripped the armchair, my jaw hurts from the tension and I've lost some sleep over this one. It would start to slow down a little and I would think I could turn off the light and go to bed but then I'd get to the end of the chapter and nope, I'd have to read a few more pages. This one really kept me guessing the whole time. It's a great suspense and the story goes back and forth between characters and you will too on your guesses. I loved the characters at the Oleander. You really get the small town feel, everybody knows everybody and they've all been there for years. I knew there was a reason I didn't like small towns. You think they're all these quiet, simple places. They never really are. Everybody knows everybody and you may think no one has secrets and nothing every happens there, but they all have secrets and something definitely happens!

Nothing Ever Happens Here drops us into a quiet little town where life is predictable—until, suddenly, it isn’t. What starts as an ordinary day quickly spirals into a tangled web of mystery when a husband goes missing, a burglary is foiled, and the town’s ever-watchful neighbors start buzzing with speculation. The sleepy town vibe sets the perfect backdrop for a thriller packed with unexpected turns, where secrets lurk beneath the surface, and everyone seems to know just a little too much about each other.

With plenty of twists and a jaw-dropping revelation I never saw coming, this book kept me hooked from start to finish. Just when I thought I had it all figured out, the story veered in a completely different direction, keeping me on my toes until the very last page. If you love small-town mysteries with a cast of quirky characters and surprises at every turn, this one is a must-read!

I'm a fan of Seraphina Nova Glass, who is not only a solid writer, but consistently comes up with interesting, intricate plots. Nothing Ever Happens Here is about Shelby, who after surviving an awful attack, attempts to move past it in a small Minnesota town. But it soon becomes clear that she has not escaped the night of that attack, nor the perpetrator. Shelby can't shake the feeling she's being watched. Worse, Shelby learns her attack may be related to other crimes happening nearby. She must figure out what's really going on before it's too late.

This book was just okay for me overall. While the pacing was a bit slow, I was still eager to find out how it would end. It did have some endearing characters that kept me interested, but it took me a while to fully get into the story.

This is probably my favorite thriller offer I’ve discovered in the last year. She’s so genuinely thrilling which is hard to find anymore in a world of pleasing masses.

Holyyy Monkeys. I was immediately hooked by the first chapter and ended up reading the whole thing in one day. One of the things I loved the most about the book were the emotions that were portrayed: the fear, the anxiety, the anger, the protectiveness, and even the feeling of being invisible once you are elderly. The author did a great job putting those feelings into words. After the first chapter, I knew there would be a lot of twists. It was a wonderfully fraught and anxious adventure.

Set in a small town in Minnesota where it is a badge of honor to not have to lock your door, something terrible has happened. Mack's husband has disappeared and her best friend Shelby was attacked in her restaurant. As the months after the incident pass, Mack starts learning more about her husband. He has spent all their savings and put them in debt by a gambling problem he had hidden. As she digs and finds out all the dirt on her husband, she has to start wondering the same thing the town is whispering about behind her back. Did he attack Shelby and run off to start another life and abandon her? And then the attacks start back up and as more residents start to die, she knows she has to figure this out to stop them, because they have to be connected.

Nothing Ever Happens Here is a twisty small‑town thriller that quickly pulled me in. Seraphina Nova Glass’ novel are automatic reads and while this had the same level of suspense, unexpected humor shines through with a quirky group of senior citizens at the local retirement home who, with their impromptu podcast, add a surprisingly heartwarming and humorous counterbalance to the tension. It almost felt like two novels in one and I think I may have enjoyed their separate tracks in two different storylines, but still enjoyed it all overall. I’m giving this novel 4 stars for its compelling plot, suspense, and memorable characters. I can’t wait to see what she writes next!

This was my FAVORITE Seraphina novel yet! She is already a must -read author for me and this book was different than all her others and I loved every single minute of it. MUST READ!!!

This book was just ok for me. It centers primarily on Shelby and Mack, the first who survived an attack on her life from an unknown assailant and the latter her best friend whose husband mysteriously disappears at the same time. Shelby works at an assisted care facility and we also get chapters from the residents there who want to help solve the mystery.

My primary issue with the story is that I didn’t think that Shelby’s and Mack’s characters had different voices. I constantly forgot whose chapter I was reading because they seemed the same. I wish we could’ve gotten a little more background story on both so they were more distinctive characters. While I did like the elderly residents who were trying to solve the mystery, sometimes there felt like too many to keep straight and I also had to keep reminding myself who was who. The mystery itself was good and I did not see the ending coming. I was satisfied with the ending and felt like it worked with the rest of the story.

Overall, this was an ok read for me but the sheer amount of characters and lack of distinctive voices took away from my enjoyment a bit. Thanks to NetGalley for providing me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

📚 Book Review: Nothing Ever Happens Here by Seraphina Nova Glass 📚

If you're looking for a quick, twisty, and thoroughly entertaining thriller, Nothing Ever Happens Here by Seraphina Nova Glass is a must-read. Glass is an author I can always count on for fun and engaging thrillers, and this one kicks off with a bang. I was hooked from the very beginning!

The story opens with an action-packed start, pulling you right into the mystery. While there was a bit of a lull after the initial excitement, the twists kept twisting, and I found myself guessing until the very end. It’s one of those books that keeps you on your toes without feeling overly complicated—a perfect mix for a binge-worthy read.

What really stole the show for me were the "oldies-but-goodies" playing novice detectives. I absolutely adored Flo and Herb, and I’m pretty sure Millie would be the life of any girls' night out. Their dynamic brought such charm to the story, adding a lighthearted and fun element to the otherwise suspenseful plot.

Nothing Ever Happens Here feels like the love child of Only Murders in the Building and a classic cozy mystery. It’s the perfect palette cleanser when you need something quick, addictive, and just plain fun. I’d absolutely recommend it to friends, especially those who love a bit of amateur sleuthing with a side of sass and heart.

⭐️⭐️⭐️✨ (3.5/5 stars)

Many thanks to NetGalley and Harlequin Trade Publishing for providing an Advanced Reader's Copy of this book. If you like light thrillers with charming characters and unexpected twists, definitely give this one a try!

Shelby is attacked and left for dead. She survives but has no idea who her attacker is. A group of senior citizens start a podcast and attempt to help investigate.

This book hooked me immediately. And then there were too many characters and POV switches for me to follow. By the end, I didn't really care who the bad guy was. I'm disappointed because I love books set in Minnesota.

❄️𝔸ℝℂ ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨❄️

📖: Nothing Ever Happens Here by Seraphina Nova Glass
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️{4}

I was in desperate need of a thriller palate cleanser and this one definitely scratched the itch! The old people in this book are everythingggg, they really cracked me up 🤣 definitely gave Only Murders in the Building vibes a little with them lol. This one starts with Shelby’s POV as she witnesses something nefarious in her friend’s store and then gets locked in a walk-in freezer by the mysterious culprit, but lives to tell the tale. You get multiple POV in this one, which I loved. And as more people begin dying and Shelby is continually terrorized by her mystery attacker, the gang teams up to try to figure out who is behind it all. I definitely did not guess the killer correctly and did NOT see that ending coming. Thoroughly enjoyed this fast-paced thriller.

𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮:
❄️ thrillers
❄️ murder mysteries
❄️ multiple pov
❄️ only murders in the building
❄️ small town

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛, 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝙿𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚍𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚎𝚝𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚁𝙲. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗.

The book opens with Shelby Dawson stopping at the cafe she owns to grab her daughter's stuffed animal. She stumbles upon a break in of sorts and is left to die. Her BFF Mackenzie (Mack) has an uneasy feeling and Shelby is saved. Mack's husband, Leo, disappears the same night and she is left wondering what happened to him. Fifteen months later, a newscaster brings up Shelby's story and someone comes forward with some video footage. Suddenly, Shelby is receiving threats and she is once again attacked. Leo is still missing and Mack doesn't know if he ran off or if something happened to him. When she finds paperwork in their basement she realizes that he was keeping a lot of secrets from her. Did he have anything to do with what happened to Shelby? Shelby and Mack are working at the Oleander Retirement Home and several of the residents want to help solve the mystery of what happened to Shelby? Who is wreaking havoc now? and What happened to Leo? Hijacking one of the residents literary podcasts, they begin to post about their search for the truth. Once this happened, the threats to Shelby heat up. Will they solve the mystery or will Shelby end up dead like someone had planned 15 months earlier?

The story is told from three POVs, Shelby, Mack and Florence, one of the residents. Although the beginning is chilling and I was expecting an edge of your seat thriller, it was more of a mystery with a few twisty attacks along the way. Detective Riley doesn't believe Shelby or Florence when they come to him with information, and that almost causes someone to die. They are fluffed off as either too old or hysterical, unfortunately a bit too real today for my liking. I loved the seniors getting involved in this story. They were smarter than they were given credit for and were able to intuit some things that helped solve the case. I have to mention Gus. Shelby found the pup in her basement and ended up giving him to one of the residents at Oleander. He was a great support when there were some difficult issues. I was sure I had it all figured out, but of course, I was wrong. The ending was a bit quick, but fit what had happened in the story, and really made me think. A bit of a moral dilemma for sure. Overall, I enjoyed this story and the characters were great.

DNF @ 55%. I absolutely love this author. The writing style is always easy to follow, the multiple POVs and the constant twists at the end of each chapters are great. This book however seemed a little too unrealistic for me and I lost interest quick about halfway through. I would recommend this book for someone new to the thriller genre, not someone who consistently reads thrillers. Again, I love this author and their books. This one just wasn’t for me.

I received an ARC of this novel from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

A series of crimes, missing people, and murders in a small community bring the citizens together to both accuse each other and ferret out the guilty.

I really enjoyed *Nothing Ever Happens Here*. The story kept me hooked from start to finish with its twists and turns. The main character was interesting, and I liked how the secrets in her life slowly started to unfold. The writing was easy to follow, and the pacing was just right. While the twists weren’t completely shocking, they were still satisfying. It’s a solid psychological thriller with a good mix of suspense and mystery. I definitely recommend it to fans of the genre.

Seraphina Nova Glass delivers a captivating thriller where the quiet life of a small town shatters under a looming threat, pulling you into its gripping tension right from the start. Shelby Dawson, still recovering from a violent attack, tries to move on with her life, but an ominous message on her car brings back her worst fears. As danger closes in, the town once known for its peacefulness turns into a hub of uncertainty and peril. What makes this story truly engaging is its unlikely group of heroes—a band of senior citizens who become unexpected detectives. Their lighthearted but determined approach adds a refreshing and fun twist to the otherwise tense atmosphere. Their viral podcast pulls them into the center of the action, and suddenly, they are not just background characters but key players in uncovering the truth. Shelby’s bond with her best friend Mackenzie feels genuine, but it’s the seniors, especially the fearless Florence, who bring both humor and heart to the story. With plenty of twists and turns, this is a suspenseful and unpredictable tale filled with memorable characters and a plot that keeps you guessing. For anyone who enjoys thrillers packed with unexpected alliances, small-town unease, and clever surprises, this book is a must-read. Really enjoyed this one I just wish it was longer.

3.5 ⭐️for story but 5 ⭐️for characters. I wish this was a thing because while the story didn’t rock my socks, the narration and great characters made me just love it. Seraphina is always winning with her audiobooks. She writes the best group of characters every time!! I love the multi POVs and the group living setting in her books.

The makings of a good thriller (especially with there being SO many out there right now) are not to be found here. The whimsicality of the senior citizens was a great touch, but everything else just fell very flat. The other protagonists were just eh, and the end made me roll my eyes. Too slow for something that should be fast-paced.