This was such a fun read! I loved the idea of two serial killers trying to live a normal life with their baby (but of course can't), and this absolutely lived up to my expectations! There were so many great twists. I really enjoyed it!

“Life isn’t a fairy tale. A happy ending is a story that hasn’t finished. We’re all going to die. That’s the real end, and it’s not very happy is it? Living with the same person for decades is wholly unhealthy. They’re going to annoy the hell out of you. But with any luck, there’ll be some good bits too. Do what you can so that when your time comes (and it will) you both look back and go ‘yep I did okay-I spent a lifetime with that man and I didn’t kill him.’”
After absolutely devouring Butcher & Blackbird and then seeing this be compared to that, I was excited when I got sent a widget for this book. This one is different from that in that there is no sex scenes but it does have multi-dimensional characters and a highly entertaining story.
Hazel is an artist with a troubled childhood. She’s struggling now to keep the monotony of her suburban life satisfying as she has made a promise to her husband, Fox, not to return to her old ways-those old ways being killing bad men that hurt women. Hazel and Fix met in an alleyway when Hazel took care of a man harassing women in a pub but Fox wants all that to be behind them now that they are parents to young Bibi. She eventually befriends Jenny, the mom of a kid in her mommy and me class, who is also desperate for a friend-but there is more to Jenny’s story than meets the eye. Jenny is a police officer who is on leave and she also has an abusive ex, which intrigues Hazel because for once she has a female friend, but she also wants to save Jenny from her ex. There’s more than just protecting her and her husband from getting caught as Hazel has to work towards fixing her marriage as well because something is going on with Fox too.
If you’re a fan of My Lovely Wife, you’ll likely be sucked into this one.

This book is perfect for anyone who loves the Dexter TV show. Two serial killers married to each other, trying to live a normal life - what could go wrong! This book was fast-paced and tense, and I found myself rooting for the main characters at every secret, lie, and miscommunication. This book really showcases the ups and downs of married life, in a very real and raw way, just with a little extra crime thrown in. This is definitely going to be one of my favorite reads of the year, and part of me secretly hopes that we get a sequel one day!

Thank you to NetGalley & Random house publishing Group for the chance to read this book.

I originally wanted a chance at this book because I thought it would be close enough to my normal Genre of book to catch my attention and keep me interested the whole time, but also be funny at the same time. Although, I didn't end up finding it very funny, I surprisingly wasn't disappointed at all!
I had NO trouble staying interested in this book, If anything I had trouble with everything else I was supposed to do yesterday, because after the first chapter of this book I was not putting it down for anything in the world!! I absolutely loved every sentence in this book!!! From start to finish I was captivated in Haze & Fox's story, loved having both of their POVs on some things, wasn't complicated to go back and forth at all, I was actually wanting more of Fox's POV sometimes with certain things happening in the story. Was really happy with all the twists and the ending was so good, It was exactly the ending I wanted to happen!!! If the other possibilities were to happen, I would have been so upset, but I felt there was no other way for the story to end properly! I'll leave you with this from the author herself:

"Finally, to anyone who read this all the way through to this very last sentence- Did you know that every time you rate a book five stars on any public forum rainbows light up the sky, fluffy bunnies leap with Joy, and a writer ecstatically cries how it was all worth it?!"

GO FORTH RAINBOWS AND BUNNIES! LEAP WITH ALL THE ECSTATIC JOY YOU CAN !
This five star rating was highly deserved! <3
Thank you so much for the awesome experience of getting to read this book!

Hazel and Fox are average married parents, except for the fact that they used to be murderers. Until Hazel got pregnant, they were vigilante killers, but Hazel finds suburban motherhood to be very dull. Fox, however, is loving this new stage of life. So when Hazel returns to killing without telling Fox first, things start to unravel. And with the police on her trail, they need to deal their past coming to light.

This was a fun story, but some parts dragged on a bit too much for me. It was my first book by this author and I will absolutely read more.

Thank you NetGalley for an arc of this book.

What to say about this book... I was really looking forward to reading it because the premise is very intriguing, and I really wanted to like it, but it was just kind of meh. It wasn't a bad book, it just wasn't great, either. It was right in the middle, hence the meh reaction. There were parts I really enjoyed, like the history between Hazel and Fox, and their life together before their move to suburbia. It was exciting and fun, and I really enjoyed reading about it. Then they had a baby and bought a house in a small-ish suburban town where Fox went off to work every day, and Hazel was left to take care of the baby and try to fit in with the other moms at her baby and me classes. There was waaaaayyy too much time spent on how uncomfortable and unhappy Hazel was. And then there was the murder and I thought the pace would pick up again and it would become interesting, but somehow it just didn't. Then there was Fox, who was rather unlikeable and boring. By the time I got to the ending, which granted had some surprises, I didn't much care. I'm giving this book 2.5 stars rounded up to 3 for the fun and exciting, albeit short, parts, and for the interesting premise., but this book just wasn't for me.

3/5 stars.

*** I would like to thank NetGalley, Random House Publishing Group - Ballantine | Bantam, and Asia Mackay for the opportunity to read and review A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage.

A Serial Killer’s Guide to Murder
Asia Mackay
reviewed by Lou Jacobs


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Asia Mackay’s latest novel is the ultimate guilty pleasure for those who enjoy dark, twisty tales of vigilante justice mixed with romance, dark humor, and escalating suspense. In this gripping narrative, Haze and Fox are not your typical couple—they live by a unique and chilling code: their targets are society’s worst offenders, the predators who evade justice. Their story unfolds with a mix of thrilling action, complex morality, and emotional depth.

The story begins with an unforgettable meeting in a Paris alley where Fox stumbles upon Haze dispatching her would-be attacker in a tableau of blood and fury. For Fox, it’s love at first sight. A scion of a wealthy New England family, Fox has a history of exacting his own brand of justice across Europe, operating with meticulous planning and precision to avoid capture. Haze, on the other hand, carries the scars of a traumatic childhood and channels her dark tendencies into her art, incorporating elements of each kill into her macabre but sought-after paintings.

Within six months of their fateful meeting, the two are married, forming a deadly duo who roam Europe, gleefully dispatching the worst of humanity. However, their murderous escapades come to an abrupt halt when Haze becomes pregnant. Fox convinces her to set aside their deadly lifestyle for the sake of their child. For Haze, this transition is anything but easy. Suburban life in a quiet London neighborhood feels stifling, and her once-boundless creativity has dried up.

Mackay skillfully delves into Haze’s internal conflict as she struggles to suppress her dark urges while raising a toddler. Her attempts to fit in with the neighborhood mothers are fraught with tension, and her only solace comes in the form of an unlikely friendship with Jenny, a suspended detective dealing with her own struggles, including an abusive husband. This friendship introduces complications that add to Haze’s already precarious situation.

When a run in the park leads to an attack by a predator, Haze’s long-repressed instincts take over, and she kills her assailant. Though she convinces herself it was self-defense, the event sets off a chain reaction that threatens to unravel her life and marriage.

Mackay masterfully interweaves dual timelines, exploring the exhilarating early years of Haze and Fox’s partnership alongside their present-day struggles. The shifting narrative adds depth to the characters and enhances the suspense, as readers are drawn into their world of moral ambiguity, love, and miscommunication. Themes of marriage, identity, and the cost of justice are explored with sharp wit and escalating tension, culminating in a surprising and satisfying conclusion.

This novel is a darkly entertaining exploration of what happens when a killer’s instincts collide with suburban domesticity. Mackay’s vivid storytelling and deft characterization make this a must-read for fans of psychological thrillers with a bloody twist. The dynamic between Haze and Fox is captivating, and their story leaves readers eager to see what misadventures might lie ahead.

Thanks to NetGalley and Random House Publishing Group for providing an Uncorrected Proof in exchange for an honest review.

Sadly, I did not finish this book. It seemed to drag on with obvious mounting suspense. However, the catastrophic event never seemed to come. I got tired of waiting for it. Too much detailed angst within the marriage, that I started to get annoyed with the characters. Was really looking forward to this book, and am now slightly let down.

This was a wild ride. I really enjoyed the story but actually found it a bit predictable. I had figured out a big twist towards the beginning of the book but a few others kept me on my toes. Overall a solid read.

Thank you to NetGalley for an ARC of A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage.

What happens when two former serial killers settle down and have a baby?

Probably not what you think. OK, it's definitely not what you think. It's not what I thought.

Hazel and Fox are a married couple living an ordinary life in an affluent suburb with their adorable daughter, Bibi.

But they used to be a happy couple who murdered together until baby made three and they relinquished their murderous pasts.

Now Hazel is fighting the boredom of marriage and a monotonous life and Fox is dealing with the pressures of providing for his family.

It's hard to escape the 7 year itch, but what happens when the itch turns to murder?

I love the title but I expected a lot more murdering going on. I was hoping for more suspense, more drama and yes, more deaths.

This is really a narrative about marriage as Hazel mourns her youth and what she gave up when Bibi came along.

I wasn't a fan of the miscommunication between Hazel and Fox; it came of as silly and YA-ish.

You know you're reading a book when almost everyone is attractive, but especially the main characters. Fox is a super hottie and Hazel is 'exotic.'

The explanations about what Fox was doing came out of nowhere and though I liked the ending, Jenny and all those sudden twists made it very difficult to suspend disbelief for.

I wanted to like Hazel and Fox, but I didn't; I didn't dislike them. I just didn't care which is worse.

It didn't help that there was no chemistry between them; they seemed more like roommates than mates.

I guess that's what marriage is for some people.

Thank you NetGalley for this arc! 3.75/5. This was very fun! It did take me awhile to get through and some parts dragged on. The ending was satisfying but then it started to also drag once I thought we were to the point. I did find myself skimming some sections but when I was in I was in! I wish Fox was more likable and maybe I would’ve been excited for his POVs but Haze’s POV was so much more fun to read!

ARC Review!
Thank you to NetGalley!!

This was such a fun read, the way it starts off is actually a little closer to the ending and then it takes you to where it all began and how exactly the characters got there! I love when shows/books/movies start that way. Has more of an appeal to me personally because such a rocky start makes me want to know where it went wrong. The book follows Hazel and Fox as they have settled into domestic life with a child in the suburbs. After having such an adventurous life as serial killers to now setting down and feeling bored. The concept of the book is amazing! I love how the characters are portrayed and both are obviously having a hard time with the transition but it's so obvious to Hazel and Fox acts as if he's dealing with it when in reality he's not.
Let me preface this by saying I haven't been married but am in a long time relationship since teen years and I have feared the way we grow in our relationship and possibly apart. The way that it's shown in this book is so good! Hazel and Fox start keeping secrets from each other and you can see where they start to pull apart.
This book had a little bit of everything! It was so good, such a fun read!
4 Stars!!!

A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage follows Haze and Fox on their journey as a married couple and as former serial killers. Haze and Fox after having their daughter Bibi, decide to give up their knives and try to become a regular couple, however things are hard specially for Haze who feels like she needs to kill bad men as it is her calling.

Let me start by saying I hate miscommunication tropes and Haze and Fox had a lot of miscommunication but I think in this book it worked, it truly helped move the story along and show the reader Haze and Fox's true personalities. I loved the friendship between Haze and Jenny, they were so different and similar at the same time and I liked watching their friendship grow.

I really liked the ending, the twist was very well incorporated, everything was tied in a nice bow but I would not be opposed to a sequel.

Giving this book 4.5 stars, I rounded up as this site does not have half stars.

Thank you NetGalley and Random House Publishing Group for this ARC in exchange an honest review.

This is my first book by Asia Mackay and I was not disappointed. This was going to be a 5 star read until Fox was acting like he wasn’t out here doing the same thing as haze. I loved the ending although it was predictable. But this was a good time.!


Thank you netgalley for my ebook arc

Thank you to NetGalley for the ARC.

Go read this book!
Who would have thought two serial killers would find each other, fall in love and get married. But that Fic and Hazel. You’ll quickly love Haze, Fox and Bibi. Jenny is not as likable until the end. She was not one of my favorite characters until the end.

Hazel and Fox are former serial killers attempting to adjust to life in suburbia with a new baby. Having a more difficult time with the transition, Hazel takes out a bad guy and draws police attention to them. This was a fun book. Hazel has a very fun and sarcastic wit. While part of this is very unbelievable the issues couples go through when having children was extremely relatable. This was my first Asia Mackay book and I really enjoyed it. It feels like this could be a series so I will be keeping an eye out for any sequels.

Thank you to NetGalley and Random House Ballantine for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.

First I will say thank you NetGalley and Bantom books for this ARC I am honored for the opportunity to read before the January 14th publication date.

Sadly this book fell so flat for me. It is told in the POVs of “reformed” serial killer husband and wife Fox and Haze(l). I found myself bored going back and fourth between the two of them during “then” and “now”. I definitely skimmed through some of this book just to get it over with. I would say the first little bit was good and I have high hopes but then by the time I got to part 2 I was checked out. Haze and Fox were both annoying characters and I found them incredibly unlikable. I really hoped for so much more out of this book.

Hazel and Fox are former serial killers, now settled in London with a baby. Hazel finds this life boring and feels the itch to murder again. Fox is a planner, understands her urges, and likes to keep on top of things. When Hazel kills someone without telling him, she realizes how much she values her family, and that she will do whatever it takes to keep them.

We get both Hazel's and Fox's POV. He's from a rich and privileged background, and Hazel was in foster care. Both hold incredible rage toward rich men who take advantage of others and had taken it upon themselves to kill the ones who otherwise wouldn't even get prosecuted. Hazel's lost as a new mother, and Fox has tried to be the husband he thinks he should be. Over time, both keep secrets from each other. For Hazel, it's the man she killed when he wanted to attack her. Trying to cover it up leads to all kinds of mishaps, further lies, and potential estrangement. Fox has his own lies, and concerns about finances and his parents still trying to pull his strings.

As much as Hazel takes out her frustrations in killing and art, which isn't like the average suburban housewife, I understood her. It's hard to give up what you knew to have a child and raise her on your own. There was no support for Hazel or Fox, but Hazel was expected to give up more to be a traditional housewife. Fox was expected to work and bring home money to keep up their prior extravagant lifestyle. Both of them didn't know how to deal with the changes in their life but didn't communicate well. This worsened as the novel progressed until it all fell apart at the very end. It's an interesting premise and ending, and I actually liked the glimpse we get of the future. This was a fun book that kept me continually reading until I got to the end.

This book was a very pleasant surprise! It started off slow but I was hooked into the storyline. Two serial killers fall in love and get married while ridding the world of terrible men…what’s not to love?!

Give this a read if you love….
- Dual POVs with flashbacks
- Bad ass FMC with no filter
- Robin Hood type serial killers
- Murder with a dash of romance

This was a blast to read. I would absolutely read a sequel with these characters.

I really liked this book. What a unique concept! And the characters were so fresh. With a twisty plot and not altogether likable characters, the book is a great domestic suspense read.