I read Lola's Wet hot allosouraus summer and had the best time a while ago. Laughing my butt off and enjoying it. Unfortunately I did find that in this one. One of the things I missed that the other had was the FMCs ability to talk to the dinosaur. It made this one feel like there was no connection. And a orgy with goat blood as anal lube for a virgin is a bit bonkers. Even more so than your normal dinosaur erotica.

Alessandra is a god loving virgin who has never even been kissed. Despite this she is a stage 4 pervert. She applies to be the personal assistant of Tristan Black, a reclusive billionaire and accepts the job 1) without seeing any job description and 2) having a high suspicion that she is getting hired to be a corporate prostitute. Umm, honey, you have zero qualifications for that job, but you do you. She also has never seen a pic of said billionaire which is a real gamble being that most billionaires are pasty and horrible. But like they say “a virgin’s gonna eat too”.

Well Daddy Warfucks ends up not being pasty weirdo, but instead he is a scaly MF dinosaur- A Gorgosaur who’s about to make her crotchasore. Tristan devours a live goat in front of her and squirts blood and goat guts on her and she’s like “new kink: unlocked”. Soon she’s having a gang bang w dino, a female assistant, and Alberto from HR…and then the rest of the office gets involved. Things go off the rails when another goat is added to the fray and Tristan uses its blood as lube and makes her anusosore and holy shit this woman was a virgin just a few hours ago!! Alessandra falls in love with Tristan and his assistant and they get married as a throuple.

Lots of questions here: how did Tristan become a billionaire when he has no verbal language besides growling? Can he even read? As the only dinosaur still around in modern times, how has he stayed under the radar? Does Alessandra have heath benefits with that company- bc that girl is gonna need some pelvic floor PT?

Definitely recommend.

Smut- 4.97 stars
Romance- 1.68 stars
Story- 4.51 stars
Goat blood as lube- neg 12.42 stars

Thanks to NetGalley and BooksGoSocial for the ARC.

Fifty Shades of Grey, but replace the asshole billionaire with a dinosaur. He is just a dino, doesn't even talk. Along with a literal thirst for goats and abusive exes, he also has a thirst for... naughtier things. It's entertaining enough, exactly what it says it's gonna be.

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Check out this review of Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur (Dinosaur Erotica) on Fable. https://fable.co/review/af952d33-0a68-46fc-828e-9a7567d9fe40/share

This was a good dino erotic book it was written well with lots of good spicy scenes! Anybody that enjoys dino erotica will definitely enjoy this one!

A Fifty Shades retelling where Christian is a dinosaur billionaire? Sure, why not. Billionaires shouldn't exist but maybe they can if they're dinosaurs, I was willing to try. There were a few (many) things that bothered me but 1) how is he a huge billionaire amazing businessman/businessdinosaur if he can't speak? He says nary a word but sometimes chirps and his assistant interprets his moods? HOW ARE YOU MAKING BUSINESS DECISIONS? 2) the fmc is a virgin from a very Christian upbringing who signs up to be the sub to this billionaire dinosaur (we won't get into all the workplace issues I thought of as I read) and loses said virginity with group sex and a dead goat. IT IS LUDICROUS. In not a good way.

Thanks to NetGalley for the arc

Lola Faust delivers yet another insane “what did I just read” level of dinosaur romance.

Thanks to Netgalley and Lola Faust for an eARC in exchange for an honest review.

A short, salacious and steamy erotic romance that brings dinosaurs together with 50 Shades. I felt the majority of the book was about the interview and only had a few shades of Gorgosaur, but was compelling enough to want more Mr. Black and Nellie.

Lola has the most creative stories! I’ve never been more equally entertained and grossed out. A 50 shades I was finally able to finish.

Dinosaur erotica. You read that right. Never in a million years would I have thought I would have an arc of this. I enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey, but Christian Grey as a billionaire dinosaur instead was what drew me in. It felt like it would be a fun read. But I really don't know how to feel about that switch, even still. Honestly, it's exactly what you think but only worse. And a lot of human/human sex when it's supposed to be about a dinosaur. What a genre.

This is quick and dirty and nonsensical. I LOVE a silly little erotica to make myself laugh, but this was just bad. Basically just a sex cult situation with a dinosaur that I'm somehow supposed to believe is a billionaire CEO? Without any way to communicate? At least make him like a dinosaur shifter or something!

✨I received this as as ARC from NetGalley in exchange for my honest review✨
Honestly this could have been weirder and I would have had the same amount of fun. Was I expecting this to be fifty shades of grey fanfic but instead of a man he’s a dinosaur? I was not, but honestly I don’t really know what I was expecting. I picked up two other dino eroticas by this author this summer and they are always just so fun and silly and easy to read.
I would recommend this, but only if you’re a weirdo.

A completely wild read. Somehow, even knowing full well this was an erotic, dinosaur flavored parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, I was surprised by this one (more so by the logistics of a dinosaur billionaire than the fact that there’s an audience for this). The writing is hilariously cringe inducing. The plot is nonexistent outside the necessary set up for the parody title- which may be what readers are looking for.

Even though this book wasn’t for me, I guess I would recommend this to readers looking for a truly ridiculous read or to people who like dinosaurs a little too much.

I knew what I was getting into with this one—I was expecting something light and quick and a little off the rails. It started strong—decent character development for the female main character and some good suspense—but rushed to the finish and was kind of confusing. How does Tristan communicate with anyone? How does he run a mega corporation? While it wasn’t the worst way for me to spend an hour, I can’t say I’d recommend. Another reviewer said that it would have been better if Tristan was a shifter and I agree.

I don’t know exactly what I was expecting but it was more than what I got. I know this is essentially monster smut and I understand that but I wish that Tristan had been at least part-human or at least capable of turning human on occasion. He couldn’t even talk! And Nellie kept saying “Tristan said”. HOW? HOW DID HE SAY? And I’m going to need a little more character development and backstory.

I’ve just read some books like these that had a little more thought put into the plot. And I understand that it’s all tongue-in-cheek but I was a little disappointed. Though the part where he eats her creepy ex-friend was pretty good.

Listen, I DNFed this.

I think we are past the idea that a woman can be so sex starved she can barely work, aren't we? I loved this idea - and was ready for heavy spice - but you've got to create a well-adjusted, relatable FMC. Not one who is only defined as horny.

For what it's worth, I would have loved to promote this wacky little book to my followers. It's just I can't possibly recommend it when it reads like a teenager's diary.

I have never read anything by this author, but I will be looking out for other books they write in the future. I really enjoyed the story as well as the pacing of the story.

Terrific concept and cover art. More for people who have read Fifty Shades of Gray (which I have not).

Publishing date: 02.12.2024
Thank you to NetGalley and BooksGoSocial for the ARC. My opinions are my own.

I have a term for books like this. "Fast-food literature". It is when you know it will not be anything mind blowing, life changing, or something you dare recommend to others. Even keeping a copy on your shelves is risky in this case. But these kinds of books have their place.

I like a little "fast-food" book every now and again. Is it only 3 stars? Yes. Did I enjoy it greatly? Oh, yes. Is this basically just a Mary-Sue fantasy filled with "corn"? Yeah ...

This is a nasty, weird, Mary-Sue, too many variants of the same word, fanfiction level writing, type of book. I adore it for all of its aspects.

If you are a weirdo like me and can appreciate this for what it is, read it. You will cringe and not believe a single thing happening, but you will enjoy yourself.

Final ranking and star rating?
3 stars, C tier. Such a creative book. I would love to pry into the author's mind ... Recommended to weirdos, not recommended to normies. Until now I had not read any Lola Faust books, but I am definitely finding the rest.

Spicy, contemporary, office "romance." This involved a virgin with religious shame going hog wild sexually with a number of people and a dinosaur with tiny little arms. It felt a bit like beastiality because the dinosaur doesn't talk. Somehow the executive assistant communicates with him and relays information? When he SPOILER ALERT pulls out a velvet box and mrred he finally felt more intelligent but that happens at the very end.
The word "tigress" was used 17 times.

This was a sweet and spicy read with a splash of blood and a crunch of gore. A great palette cleanser if you need something short and steamy!
The main character is a sheltered virgin waiting for just the right person to go feral for and that happens to be her beautiful coworker and dinosaur boss. I am confused about how the dinosaur supposedly can't talk at all, and doesn't communicate with our main character through writing or anything, but the other character will often say he told her things, and also he managed to become a billionaire. Also, I would have a field day going over this book with a red pen for all the grammar issues and sentences left incomplete. It seems like it was half edited in a rush.
I did find the characters to be sweet and loveable. Faust managed to pack a lot of character into a small story. Overall worth the read!