I admit it. I only got through the third chapter of this before deleting it from my Kindle. I shouldn't have even pushed that far... I think I only did because I am a sucker for things Asian (Japanese in particular) and one of the main characters is of Japanese descent -- or his family names things oddly. I should have realized when Koichi thought about promising not to sniff What's-his-name's crotch when they first met that it wasn't likely to get any better. Who, when first meeting someone they find attractive, thinks about sniffing, or not sniffing, their private parts? It's not like Koichi's a shifter of some sort - or at least they hadn't mentioned it by chapter 3. To make things worse, both men acted (and spoke) like they were 13 year-old girls.

On top of that, Kimmy (Koichi's sister) affectionately referred to as him as Chichi, which I thought meant he was rather protective of his sisters (or something), since it means "Dad" in Japanese. But then What's-his-name points out it means "tits" in Spanish (again in the way a 13 year old might "the 't' word", etc. with hand gestures) so "T' becomes Koichi's new nick name. Just too much.