Review in a bullet-point format:

- Okay, wow, this was heaps of awful and terrible.
- Pet names that made me cringe so hard I'm fairly certain I started an earthquake somewhere (i.e. Dr. Asshole, Boyfrend, Sexy Pussy Fucker).
- Dialogue that was either ridiculously sappy monologues or laughably bad dirty talk.
- Unnecessary drama that was blown out of proportion for the sake of extending the plot
- Honestly, how in the world can anyone fall in love with someone who not only said that dating you is pitiful but also said:

"Yes! Especially compared to who I actually was dating! Not only was she beautiful and classy, but also extremely intelligent. How do you compare to that?"

- TL;DR: Gwen and Eli are both horrible, horrible people that bring out the toxic in each other.
- A TRANS CHARACTER'S SUICIDE WAS USED AS A MERE PLOT DEVICE!!! And being a transperson was likened to wanting to pursue a career in music. Oh my fucking god.
- At one point, Gwen literally told Eli that she does not want to share him with his daughter. How is that okay?
- Not much of a romance; this was very lust-driven and sex-centered.
- Plenty of badly written sex scenes.
- Ultimately unsatisfying, especially that god-awful epilogue.
- I won't ever recommend this literary garbage to anyone.

Content/Trigger warnings:
Infidelity and affair; suicide of a trans character; possible misgendering; transphobia; sex.