The Cretin Gene

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Pub Date Jun 23 2018 | Archive Date Jul 22 2018

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Description

The fault lies not in our stars but on our screens. And maybe in the frozen food section. 

Al Horowitz, ageing cartoonist and self-styled ninja, is catapulted from peaceful dotage to national notoriety when a dissident's assassin disguises himself as a benign Horowitz vegetable character, the opening gambit of a plot to cretinise the populace through customised junk food additives and media programming.

Reviled in the press and hunted as a murderous agent of North Korean dictator Boh Gi Mon, Horowitz is soon on the run with his nephew 'The Kid', a reclusive arch-nerd geneticist, each seeing the other as in childlike need of his own selfless guidance.

As the zombified masses rise in effigy-burning rage against Horowitz and his supposed fifth-columnist cadre, young lab colleague 'Technicia' joins the fight to save intelligent life in the UK while also juggling two male egos and her own secret of the heart.

The fault lies not in our stars but on our screens. And maybe in the frozen food section. 

Al Horowitz, ageing cartoonist and self-styled ninja, is catapulted from peaceful dotage to national...


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ISBN 9781912732067
PRICE $2.99 (USD)