Drew Montgomery is starting grade seven. New school. New kids. He can finally be cool. At least that’s what his best friend Quentin promises. He’s got a whole set of rules for how to be cool in middle school. Trouble is, one of them is "No rabbits!" Now Drew has to pretend his pet rabbits, Tiny and Parsley, don't exist or risk being uncool forever.

But following Quentin’s rules starts getting Drew into trouble. Time and again, he finds himself dragged into the vice-principal's office--and the vice-principal's patience is wearing thin. To make matters worse, his annoying little sister, Libby, has started a campaign to prove that rabbits are the best pets ever. And Drew's other best friend, Tabitha, is helping her. Which means it's only a matter of time until the rabbits end up at his middle school.

Now Drew must choose between his two friends, between lying and telling the truth, and between being "cool" and just being himself. All while staying out of the vice-principal's office.