Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1:
My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell
by Kirk Zurosky
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Pub Date Apr 07 2020 | Archive Date Apr 24 2020
Girl Friday Productions | Daddy Issues Publishing
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Description
Sirius Sinister keeps sleeping with the wrong women. And this time, it's led to his imprisonment in Hell. Literal Hell.
Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister has a healthy libido that constantly results in bad relationship decisions. But when he's served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One--a shady woman from his past--he realizes there's a major problem: he was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.
You would think by now he'd know having sex can lead to horrific consequences like marriage, children, and ex-wives--but some habits just won't die. Leaving his faithful vampire Maltese, Garlic, behind, Sirius travels to court to defend himself with the help of his demon attorney, Maximillian Justice. Unfortunately, the trial quickly spirals out of control, and Sirius is banished to hell for a hundred years.
When Sirius finally escapes, he ends up in the Caribbean where he meets his next paramour: the Howler. After a wild romp with his new werewolf lover under the lure of a full blood moon, he finds himself becoming the father of a litter of pups--but, the Howler and her Pack want to put the dead in deadbeat dad. Luckily, Sirius is saved by the Queen of the Merfolk, who comes with a hidden agenda even as they fall in love. Can he make it work with the Queen, or will he have to head to Immortal Divorce Court once again as yet another relationship flounders?
For all those who have nursed a broken heart--or a vengeful one--Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1 is a sexy, exciting debut and the start of a hellishly fun new series about the flawed antihero Sirius Sinister.
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EDITION | Paperback |
ISBN | 9781734625219 |
PRICE | $15.95 (USD) |
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Featured Reviews
This book is absolutely brilliant 😂
It's sassy, snarky, witty and full of one liners that had me audibly cackling to myself.
This was everything I hoped for and thoroughly enjoyed reading!
The Immortal Divorce Court starts slowly introducing the main character, Sirius Sinister, a young vampire assassin. Although very skilled as an assassin, he is naive and uneducated when his father sends him to the College of Immortals. On the way, however, he is sidetracked first by a young maiden, and then by a female vampire. Turns out Sirius is a handsome, randy, young vampire who easily falls for females. This will be a recurring occurrence for Sirius.
I liked how Sirius seemed innocent, was annoyed by how ignorant he was, but he is a good guy and develops good friendships. He just kept making poor or uninformed decisions that led to bad experiences. The story is full of vampires, shifters, fairies, demons, goblins, the boogeyman, a troll and a host of other characters. Other than the characters and the actual divorce court there didn't seem to be a lot of world building, it was more like Sirius was jumping from one adventure (or female) to the next one.
A quirky sense of humor and a cadre of interesting characters kept the book interesting.
I received an ARC of Immortal Divorce Court and this is my honest review.
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