The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
A definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information
by The Onion
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Pub Date Oct 23 2012 | Archive Date Nov 14 2012
Description
A devastatingly important encyclopedia from America's Finest News Source that contains the sum total of mankind's knowledge and is the very last book that will ever be printed.
Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more
about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations,
because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the
final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The
Onion's compendium of all things known.
Replete with an astonishing
assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional
fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN
KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an
Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a
female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the
alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to
avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
Available Editions
EDITION | Hardcover |
ISBN | 9780316133265 |
PRICE | $29.99 (USD) |
PAGES | 256 |