The Alleged Woman

Will the cheating, will the fraud never end?

Breaking News! Biden Ballots! FBI finds nearly seven million Joe Biden  ballots in Alabama woman's car trunk! Sumter County, Alabama: After answering a routine mid-morning request to repair a flat tire, Alabama FBI agents find the trunk of a Sumter County woman's black Nissan Altima filled with ballots listing Joe Biden for President. In the Altima's glove compartment, the agents also find eleven books of first-class stamps depicting Elvis. "We speculate she was planning on mailing these to the local voting station. Had she been able to do so, all of Alabama's electoral votes would have gone to the Biden campaign. We can just thank alert agents who acted quickly on finding the nearly seven million ballots," a federal law enforcement official who wishes to remain anonymous comments. And that’s only the start! Soon, New York lawyer Rudy Gullibilliani travels to Sumter County in an effort to rectify matters. As Mr. Gullibilliani states, “I know criminals very well. That’s why I’m here.”