Peach taffeta bridesmaid dress, snarky Murder She Wrote jokes.

These should be Sophie's problems, not attempted murder.

Overjoyed at Maryanne's engagement, Sophie Katz can't wait for the wedding vows and party toasts to begin. But then Dena-Sophie's best friend, fellow bridesmaid-is mysteriously shot just after the announcement. Leave this to the authorities? No way. Dena might never walk again, and Sophie vows to marry her fists with the shooter's face.

Sure, her gal's no saint, but Dena is smart, loyal and giving (perhaps too giving, according to some anti-porno crusaders targeting her sex store). And besides, who really deserves to be shot anyway?

Problem is, the number of suspects is off the charts--and with hectic wedding plans, Sophi can barely think straight. But if she can keep her cool (and not trip over any taffeta), she just may nab her man.