You Quack Me Up
800 Animal Jokes for Kids
by Tommy Nelson
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Pub Date May 27 2025 | Archive Date May 30 2025
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Description
Crack up at more than 800 funny jokes for kids about animals, pets, dinosaurs, birds, and bugs. Your friends and family will laugh out loud at these hilarious questions and answers, knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, limericks, and puns.
Why are ducks good at math? Because they have their own QUACKulators!
You Quack Me Up features
- over 800 clean, family-friendly jokes;
- jokes centered on one of kids’ favorite topics: animals;
- a variety of joke formats;
- silly illustrations that add even more giggles; and
- quick and easy tips to teach kids how to write their own jokes.
This hilarious joke book for children is perfect for
- 5-to-11-year-olds;
- travel entertainment in the car, on a plane, and on family road trips;
- an easy white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or birthday present;
- homeschool and classroom writing units; and
- improving reading, critical thinking, and writing skills.
Available Editions
EDITION | Paperback |
ISBN | 9781400251605 |
PRICE | $7.99 (USD) |
PAGES | 208 |
Available on NetGalley
Featured Reviews

This was everything I want in a kids' joke book: puns, limericks, knock-knock jokes, there's something for everyone. And I found a lot of the jokes really funny. My favorite was the dinosaur section, because I love dinosaurs, and then at the end there's a guide to creating your own jokes!

You Quack Me Up is a fun, witty joke book for kids! The jokes are age appropriate, funny, and original! I love writing my son notes in his lunch box and often include jokes. This book definitely helps provide me with new joke material! Also a good way to connect and engage at the dinner table.

You Quack Me Up is a great collection of jokes for children! My son and I enjoyed reading through the jokes and really loved whole there were dedicated sections of jokes broken down by theme/animal. That made it extremely easy to tailor the right joke to the situation.
I will say that some of the jokes went over my son's head (he's only 4) so this collection might be best enjoyed with the middle to higher age range suggested, but as an adult, I was laughing at all of the jokes.

You Quack Me Up was full of super cute age appropriate animal jokes. My son loved them and finds many hilarious. I loved that they were all meant for kids and written in a style they would understand. Definitely would recommend!

Thank you so much to netgalley and the publisher for the arc of this one in exchange for an honest review!
What a fun book! This is a joke book for kids with over 800 animal jokes. The jokes were cheesy and fun. I think a lot of kids will enjoy this one! I also thought the pictures were cute.

This is a great book filled with jokes for kids! I like to leave a little note with a joke or a fun fact in my son's school lunch, and this book has just the kid of jokes my son loves!

This is fantastic! As a substitute teacher for elementary school I am always looking for fun things to do with the class to keep them engaged when we have a little downtime left over. The kids always seem to love jokes and trivia so when I saw this book I knew I had to jump on it. The jokes are clean and age appropriate which is obviously very important especially when teaching a class. They’re also pretty funny! I read these to my own children (ages 12 and 10) and we were all laughing, even my 12 year old couldn’t help but laugh at these. Usually when I look for kids jokes online they are always the same old retired jokes but I had never heard any of the jokes in this book before. There are so many jokes too, this one book should last me quite a while.
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