The Virgin Romance Novelist
by Meghan Quinn
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Pub Date Apr 02 2015 | Archive Date Apr 12 2015
Description
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its
way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what
it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner
dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex
scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real
life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online
profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
Advance Praise
"The Virgin Romance Novelist is hands down the funniest book that I have ever read. I was only a few paragraphs in and already laughing. I continued to laugh and smile through the rest of the book."
"This was a very witty and unique read and I loved every single minute of it.. this story was perfect in every way. "
"This has got to be THE BEST Romantic Comedy I have ever had the pleasure of reading.. I was laughing from start to finish."
"Warning!! do not drink while reading, you may just spit it out or maybe even piddle a little from the hysterics that you will be reading!! Who knew the adventure to losing your virginity could be so much fun!!"
"If you love inappropriately funny romance...and who doesn't? Then I strongly recommend adding this book to you TBR list!!"
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Available Editions
| EDITION | Ebook |
| ISBN | 9780986449512 |
| PRICE | $3.99 (USD) |
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