Floral Estrangements
Taunt Your Rivals & Vanquish Your Enemies through the Language of Flowers
by Rebecca Fishbein
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Pub Date Jan 07 2025 | Archive Date Jan 06 2025
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Description
The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.
Is there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn’t think so, which is why their flower symbols weren’t just endearing—they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:
- The “Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password” (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy)
- The “Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding” (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily)
- The “His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem” (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)
With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, “Don’t get sad, get even.”
A FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It’s the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine’s Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you.
MODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as Bridgerton and Do Revenge.
Perfect for:
- Fans of Wicked Plants and Floriography:An Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers
- People who hate Valentine’s Day
- Gift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative
- Botany enthusiasts
- The eternally vengeful and embittered
Available Editions
EDITION | Other Format |
ISBN | 9781797231020 |
PRICE | $24.95 (USD) |
PAGES | 200 |
Available on NetGalley
Featured Reviews
Ooh, this is bad, deliciously bad. How and when to insult people using flowers. (The Victorians were apparently skilled at this.) Love it. I'm buying a copy of this book for myself when it's published. Highly recommended
Beautifully illustrated, the history of the language of flowers is updated to 21st century snark and is very enjoyable to look through.
Thank you to Chronicle Books and NetGalley for the PDF
I loved every single thing about this book. If there’s one thing I’m beyond obsessed with, it’s the Victorian era. I have a few books already on the Victorian practice of using flowers to reveal feelings and messages, but this one might just be my favorite. It’s both beautiful and hilarious.
Scholarly and snarky by turns, with beautiful illustrations of flowers and bouquets, this updated guide to floriography is a perfect addition to any library collection though deciding on where to put it might be a challenge. Gardening? Floral arranging? Communication? All of the above? Like cross stitch collections of social commentary or cookbooks inspired by modern art movements, this book revives an older art to serve the needs of our present day. Perfect for young hobbyists who have never considered floral arranging as well as established crafters who are looking for a fresh outlet for their abilities, Floral Estrangements is a delight from start to finish. Thank you to NetGalley for access to this arc!
What a great "bad" book about using flowers to get back at your enemies. This is not the way I typically think, but the description was too enticing to pass up. There are bouquet ideas for "bad lovers," "bad friends," and "bad everyone else." The illustrations are stunning and I howled throughout, so caught up in the cheeky wit. A total original and wonderful gift idea for anyone harboring a grudge.
I received this DRC from NetGalley.
I thought this was a fun idea. I can't imagine many situations in which you'd waste money to send flowers to someone who slighted you, but I suppose it's a good passive aggressive option. I think the only error I saw was that a pelargonium was illustrated instead of a true geranium. The humor of the situations spoke to me, but I could see how it would appeal to people of a certain generation that enjoy some sarcasm and maybe not so much for older people. Some of it felt repetitive, but I enjoyed it overall.
What a delightful, refreshing, witty, snarky, humorous, entertaining, and beautiful book!!
I would have loved this book with just the illustrations - they are gorgeous! The individual flowers are beautiful, but the bouquets are really stunning!
My daughter just finished a Greenhouse and a Floral Design course in the Agriculture department, and I thought this book would be a perfect gift for her! I didn't fully understand the "estrangements" part of the title at first...
But when you add the titles and descriptions, they absolutely make this book a must!
It is very smartly written - witty - and fun!
I have several favorite bouquets that resonated with me, but the stand out for me right now is "The - You Used to Cover That Medication and Now I Have to Pay $150 for It - Bouquet." It just hits me as perfect for the occasion!!
There is absolutely something for everyone - siblings, co-workers, bad friends, roommates, exes... the list is exhaustive and fun for everyone.
I will definitely want to give this as a gift for my floral loving daughter and share both the beauty and the wit, and the charm of the combination of the two!
It is fun to think that we can do revenge with flowers. Floral Estrangements is the ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. Love it....
This is a sweet book about plants and their meaning with beautiful art included for each plant.
The descriptions are well written, calling the characteristics for each floral and why their meaning is attached. Absolutely lovely curated collection of the language of flowers.
I would like to thank NetGalley and the publisher, Chronicle Books for the opportunity to read and review Floral Estrangements by Rebecca Fishbein.
Exquisite illustrations of flowers for begrudged individuals.
The concept is excellent, the situations are interesting, the flowers do not require any description, the prose was 3 stars.
Have you ever wanted to send someone flowers…..that you hated? This is the perfect book to find out which type of flowers to send to the person who stole your recent beloved; who got the job you lost to; who made you feel sad, hurt, or was downright mean. View the flowers which are illustrated throughout the book so you can send just the right ones. Revenge has never smelled so good.
Although not really the one for me, this was a fun and quirky read. Sending flowers to someone you hate is definitely...novel. Sounds like something a child of grumpy/sunshine couple would do. I like the vibrancy of flowers and the macabre twist this book gave to flowers was amusing to read. I think it would be an entertaining read for many women towards whom this seems to have been aimed for.
Thanks to the publisher for this ARC!
First of all, stunning cover. I loved that the glossary of flowers was in the beginning and had pictures! All of the illustrations were beautiful done! I'm obsessed with this!! Floral "Estrangements" and it delivered!!!!
This was a really interesting book all about symbolic floral 'estrangements.' It had fun, readable text with lots of fun imagery. I really loved the art style of this book. It is divided into two sections - floriography - information on each flower; and bouquets - information on how to put together fun 'estrangements.' Would recommend to anyone interesting in symbolism, floral arrangements, and gardening/flowers in general. Thank you NetGalley for this ARC.
This book is 100% being added to my forever library. I’ve loved the idea of flowers having meaning (mostly from all the books I’ve read that described it!) but having passive aggressive meanings too?! And great illustrations? Yessss. I loved it all!
A charming guide to flower language with a twist that will delight anyone with a wicked sense of humor. I'd also recommend this to historical mystery writers; this should be a handy reference for some coded foreshadowing. I loved that the book included not just a compendium of flowers and other plants and their less-than-altruistic meanings, but also put together bouquets cleverly combining them into more nuanced messages. Altogether a fun book!
I ADORED this book! I had no idea that flowers had a language all their own, but this book gives a fascinating deep dive into the world of flowers, what they mean, and the messages that can be sent.
Floral estrangement by Rebecca Fiahbein is a hilarious and informational guide on how to tell people off with the symbolism of flowers. Most people want to give flowers to those they love, but what about flowers for those they hate? This book will entrust you with all you need to know, and it does so wonderfully.
Thank you NetGalley for this arc!
This is one of my favorite books on plants that I’ve found, not only is it comical, but the illustrations are also beautiful.
This book was a riot of color and silly scenarios, and got several laughs out of me. The tone of the text felt like that snarky friend who always has the latest tea and entertains all of your deepest, darkest, never-to-actually-be-acted-upon revenge scenarios about your latest nemesis. By the end of the 200 pages I still hadn’t decided if it was the perfect pairing or an odd choice with the richly painted floral illustrations, many of the leaves dripping tear-like water drops. I enjoyed reading through the floriography portion of “bad” and “sad” meanings, and the bouquet suggestions were funny, though I can’t see myself taking the time and spending money to actually deliver them to the intended recipient.
My favorite parts were the two-page spread bouquet illustrations, and I could see myself leaving one spread open on the coffee table as a joke for a roommate or partner to discover. I’d be happy to receive this book as a gift, but I wouldn’t buy it for myself.
I received a free digital review copy via NetGalley.
I'm giving this book 3.5 stars because it's creative, different and snarky, but it's just not my jam.....
The first half of this colorfully illustrated guide provides a brief description of common flowers along with their scientific names and a woefully biting description of each. The second half of the book recommends brilliantly coined bouquets to send to the worst of the worst in your life, a veritable f* you, for nearly every occasion.
If you've ever wanted to weaponize flowers (in the most elegant way, of course), Flowers for When You Love Them…Not is your ultimate guide to floral shade-throwing. This cheeky take on Victorian floriography revives the art of saying “I’m over you” with the perfect bouquet—no words needed.
Packed with hilariously specific arrangements like the “Maybe You Shouldn’t Have Given Me Your Phone Password” bouquet or the “His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem” ensemble, this book offers a deliciously petty twist on flower symbolism. The gorgeous yet subtly hostile illustrations make it feel equal parts classy and cutting.
Whether you’re scheming for a nemesis or just enjoying the dark humor, this guide is wicked fun and unapologetically savage. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who prefers their revenge to come in fragrant, passive-aggressive form—or for yourself, because sometimes you just need to know which flower says, “Still mad about that bridesmaid dress.”
Forget roses; this book is proof that flowers are the ultimate clapback. 🌼
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