The Cat Operator's Manual
Getting the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
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Pub Date Mar 18 2025 | Archive Date Mar 17 2025
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Description
The Cat Operator's Manual is a fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with assembly, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet. We recommend that you read these operating instructions thoroughly to quickly become acquainted with your Cuddle Unit 5™ and enjoy all of its features.
In these pages, you'll find many useful tips and information concerning your safety, how to care for your Cuddle Unit 5™, and how to maintain Cuddle Unit 5™’s interest in you, including:
- Decipher your Cuddle Unit 5™'s Mood Mode Indicator.
- Understand when your unit is in Eco Mode and when it's time for Solar Charging.
- Learn more about how Turbo Mode is activated.
- Read up on how your Cuddle Unit 5™ will interface with robotic vacuum cleaners and recreational catnip.
With tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations that feel just like browsing a real user manual, this book gets two opposable thumbs up. We hope you enjoy your Cuddle Unit 5™ and wish you safe and pleasant petting.
Thank you for choosing Cuddle Unit 5™—we value your trust in us.
UNBEATABLE GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: This cheeky manual makes a fantastic present for all the cat ladies, cat moms, cat dads, and cat people in your life. There's even a bonus sticker sheet inside!
PLAYFUL AND UNIQUE MUST-HAVE: Packaged to look like a vintage operating manual, The Cat Operator's Manual takes cats to a whole new level. For anyone who ever wished their cats could come with instructions—now they do!
SILLY YET PRACTICAL CAT FACTS BOOK: This humorous manual stems from real information about cats, such as what triggers their zoomies, why they need to lay in the sun without moving an inch for hours, and why they may leave you unwelcome treats in unexpected places.
Perfect for:
- Cat lovers
- Gift-giving from the cat, for first-time cat owners, or to celebrate a pet adoption
- Engineers, technical writers, and anyone who enjoys spending time with a good operations manual
- Fans of quirky books and popular animal humor books such as I Could Pee on This, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, and How to Pet a Cat
Available Editions
EDITION | Other Format |
ISBN | 9781797232324 |
PRICE | $14.95 (USD) |
PAGES | 128 |
Available on NetGalley
Featured Reviews
What an absolutely fun little book! As a cat owner, I can personally testify to its accuracy. Absolutely recommend for a funny and short read!
The Cat Operator's Manual is a quick, humorous, yet info-packed guide about caring for our feline friends. As the proud owner of two Cuddle Unit 5s, I already knew a lot of the information presented here, but it was presented in such a delightful and humorous way that I still enjoyed reading. Would recommend this book for any cat parents who want to understand their cats better!
Oh my gosh this book was silly. As a cat lover and owner of multiple cuddle bots, I have to say this was so accurate and hilarious. This book is a perfect gift to give to any cat lover. I would 100% get this for my cat loving friends. It's so cute and silly.
Absolutely fantastic - funny and adorable. A must read for cat lovers! Highly recommended. Any cat lover will appreciate this.
If cats came with an owners manual this would definitely be it! Lots of practical advice layed out in a hilariously entertaining read that is perfect for all cat lovers! Loved all of the illustrations. I thank Netgalley and Chronicle Books for the opportunity to read and review this book.
This was a hilarious book! Cat lovers will greatly appreciate this manual and will relate with many of the facts provided!
Cute little book for cat lovers. This would make a good gift or coffee table/bathroom book. I read the electronic copy on the NetGalley app. I would enjoy a pocket sized book for ease of use.
Absolutely hilarious, but full of good information in an easily digestible form. A copy should come with every cat.
This is the cat owners' manual I didn't know I needed! I happen to be the caretaker for two of the Cuddle Unit 5 models and the information contained within is remarkably accurate to my personal experience. While I don't know that I would refer to the book regularly, it was an entertaining read.
The funniest part of this book is how accurate it is. I did enjoy seeing all the different instructions on dealing with cats, and the illustrations were fun. Thanks to NetGalley for letting me read this
Loved this. Charming and adorable to read. Kind of like a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy but for cats instead of galaxies. Would be a great gift for any nerdy cat lover in your life. The text is hilarious while still being informative. A rare find. .
Thank you, NetGalley and Chronicle Books for this ARC for review. This book was both informative and hilarious! I feel fully confident and prepared to take care of my cat cuddle unit now! Must read for any cat owner!
I'll be honest: I am NOT a cat person. I'm actually fairly afraid of cats. But I somehow ended up in a household with one of these Cuddle Units, so I figured this was the best way to make sure I know everything I need to regarding operation and maintenance.
And oh my god, this book delivers. The humor is spot-on—consistently funny, without being over-done or fake. The advice is actually solid (especially with regard to how to avoid the Sharp Embrace). And I feel much more confident sharing my space with a fuzzy little razorblade. So all in all, this book is a win/win/win! We're already planning on picking up a copy for a mutual friend who loves cats.
While writing this review, I read the author's name and went "Queen Olivia III? Huh, that almost sounds like this book was written BY a cat!" and then I googled them, and oh my gosh they're absolutely fantastic.
Thank you Queen Olivia III, NetGalley, and Chronicle Books for the eARC!
This book is hilarious if you are owned by a cat. It's a very quick read and definitely entertaining. Love the art.
I received an arc of this title from NetGalley for an honest review. Super funny book about how to raise your cats. Part true statements, part absolute hilarity.
An absolutely hysterical look at how to own a cat, from the cat’s perspective. I have 13 cats and I am quite sure they could have written this book had their days not been completely occupied with eating and sleeping.
I received this book as an ARC from the publisher and NetGalley.
This manual was very cute and funny. I think it would make a great gift for anybody who just adopted a cat.
If you’ve ever wondered why your cat acts like a quirky little machine, The Cat Operator's Manual is here to explain it all in the most hilarious way possible. This cheeky guide, packed with tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations, feels like you’ve just stumbled upon the user manual to your very own Cuddle Unit 5™ (a.k.a. your cat). It’s a fun, lighthearted read that offers a ton of useful tips and a whole lot of laughs.
From decoding your cat's Mood Mode Indicator to understanding when it's in Eco Mode (a.k.a. when it’s ignoring you) or Turbo Mode (the zoomies!), this manual covers it all. The advice is silly, but surprisingly accurate—like why your cat insists on sitting in the sun all day or why it seems to leave surprise "gifts" in the oddest places. And don't even get me started on the bonus sticker sheet—because who doesn’t love cat stickers?
Whether you're a seasoned cat parent or a newbie, The Cat Operator's Manual is the purrfect gift for anyone who loves their feline friend. It’s practical, funny, and will make you look at your Cuddle Unit 5™ in a whole new way.
Thanks to the publisher and Netgalley for this eARC.
Queen Culvia’s latest opus, "The Cat Operator's Manual," is a delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide that merges wit, wisdom, and a profound understanding of our feline friends. From the moment you turn the first page, you're drawn into a whimsical world where cats are not just pets but sophisticated "cuddle units" with their own operating systems and unique quirks.
Culvia's manual is a playful nod to the often perplexing behavior of cats, presenting it in a format that is both humorous and surprisingly insightful. The author's sharp humor is evident throughout, making this book a joy to read for both seasoned cat owners and new adopters alike. The analogy of cats as cuddle units is hilariously fitting, especially when delving into the "troubleshooting" sections that deal with common feline antics.
One of the standout features of the book is its practical advice wrapped in clever commentary. Tips on diet, grooming, and health are seamlessly interwoven with amusing anecdotes and fictional “maintenance schedules.” Culvia’s ability to balance levity with genuinely useful information sets this book apart from the more straightforward pet care guides.
"The Cat Operator's Manual" excels in its relatability. Every cat owner will recognize the scenarios described and appreciate the humor Culvia brings to each situation. The illustrations sprinkled throughout the book add an extra layer of charm, visually capturing the essence of feline unpredictability.
In essence, Queen Culvia has crafted a book that is not only entertaining but also a valuable resource. It's the perfect read for anyone looking to understand and appreciate the enigmatic nature of their feline companions. "The Cat Operator's Manual" is a testament to the joys and challenges of cat ownership, and it does so with a playful nod and a knowing wink.
Overall Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) - A must-read for every cat enthusiast, this manual offers both laughs and lessons in equal measure.
Love this book!! As a new owner of two rescue Cuddle Units, it has prepared me well for what to expect. A quick read and spot on with the explanations. Very relatable. Excellent illustrations, a must read for any cat owner!
Thank you, NetGalley and Chronicle Books for this ARC in exchange for my honest review.