I wanted to love this so much. However, I had a hard time following the story and what was going on. This one just didn't click for me.

I really enjoy the concept of this book. It’s an interesting take on something that has become a staple of recent horror—the supernatural workplace. The characters are interesting and fit the story really well. This book has a lot of interesting design aspects, which didn’t translate well on my e-reader, and I wonder how much I missed because of it. This has to be the first book in a series. It set up a lot of world building and tone, but not much actually happens in it. It’s an entire book of exposition without much real plot. I enjoyed this book, but I found myself frustrated by where it ended. The plot was just starting to pick up and then it ended.

I should have DNFd this but I've already DNFd one book this month and this was pretty short I thought powering through was the better option. It wasn't. The writing is so convoluted and purposefully obtuse there's barely even a story to be told here because of it. Miserable experience.

This book is definitely not for everyone, but I found it fascinating. The unconventional structure—jumping between two wildly different characters and incorporating strange visual elements—added to its eerie, satirical tone. Noah’s story was deeply relatable, while Malachia’s surreal world was oddly compelling, though the abrupt ending left me wanting more. If you’re open to experimental formatting and dark social commentary, it’s worth checking out.

Thanks to NetGalley and Unbound for the ARC.

While I really enjoyed it, I can see how this book can be for a very specific taste. It's untraditional in its physical format; while alternating between two main characters in drastically different worlds, it also uses images of an advertising section of a strange newspaper, and later, there's chapters that repeat and surround the narrative -literally- in darkness, just the word darkness. I think I get the story, and I like the use of body horror in a satire on capitalism and bureaucracy. Noah's side of the story is relatable, having done the janitorial work before, and gone through that desperate job search for something margianlly better. As bizarre and nonsensical as Malachia's world is, there is a sense of logic to it that I loved digging into. I kinda wish it were a bit longer, specifically with the ending. It feels like it ended when the plot was about 75% through, and then implied the rest of the adventure in the three corporate letters discussing the main characters. I'm not entirely clear on what happened, and it would have been more satisfying to continue reading it from their perspective. If you don't mind the abstract formatting, I'd definitely recommend this one.

The pictures interrupted the flow of the story due to their placement, feel like they should only be at the beginning or the end of a chapter. I'm also not too sure on the structure of the writing, the characters were intriguing but the story lost me a bit at points due to the flow/structure of the story.

Fragmented and frequently frustrating, there's some lovely prose buried in this novel - hopefully next time it'll have more room to breathe.

Christ on a fucking bike ...I couldn't make heads nor tails out of this one. I thought I was getting weird horror but instead I got indecipherable horror. Like I felt that I couldn't quite grasp how the two pov's came together as one. Malacais story felt like a complete drag

Initially drawn in by the stunning cover and promise of queer representation, I had high hopes for this book. Unfortunately, the writing style didn’t click with me. Rather than immersing me in the story, it became a constant hurdle, making it difficult to fully engage. I found myself struggling to vibe with the prose, which felt more like an obstacle than an enhancement to the narrative. While I can appreciate what the author was going for, the execution just didn’t work for me.

A horrifying and hilarious spiral through the fiery depths of corporate drudgery. This literary equivalent of your 2:47AM insomnia chases fever dreams and plot threads through the rabbit holes of Shiveley's mind, surfacing only occasionally to wink at the reader before dragging them back through the looking glass. Do you still have all your teeth? Are they YOUR teeth? Count again.

For lovers of horror, potatoes, and inventive formatting,

This was alright. I wasn't super intrigued by the prose or characters, but enjoyed the plot. I will look out for future novels by this author.

Honestly, I waited too long to read this one, and I'm really sad about it.
It expired for me on Netgalley and I couldn't get to it in time. I will have to find some other way to read it. :(

Hot Singles in Your Area captures the tone of satire beautifully! I laughed, I snorted, I shivered and gagged at gross bits.

Where the story lost me was at the end. Due to formatting issues with the ARC (which I never deduct stars for), I couldn't read the final piece at the end and was unsure if this story just ended with no real explanation of what happened or if it's the first in a series. Overall, I think it would have been better focusing only on Noah and leaving Malachia for a different book.

This was a very strange and creepy read overall but I absolutely loved it and I would love to read more by the author.

This book was just alright. I read a Kindle copy and the formatting wasn't great at times. There were large sections of a newspaper that were literally unreadable because of how it was formatted (as well as a memo at the end that I have no idea what it said because of the formatting). It was like things were cut up into tiny parts with just a few words or characters on them and if you could put it together like a puzzle you would be able to read it, but on a Kindle you cannot do that and I do not want to waste my time doing that myself as it would be too much work. It is probably a better read in a paper copy as you could then read these parts.

Now the story I could read is told in two parts - Noah and Malachia. I didn't love either storyline, but I didn't hate it either. It was fine. Really I skim read most of the book just to see what would happen. There was a Malachia section that was pretty bad though - "Either the handles had absorbed the blood into themselves or had." is an example of the sentences in this section and yeah it is like words are missing. Though now that I am going back and reviewing this section I get what is happening, but that hasn't been explained or happened yet when I highlighted these lines so...but it was a poor choice on the author's part regardless (though I have an uncorrected proof so maybe the issue with a name in this section will be resolved in the final copy).

And then the book just seems to end. Like there could be a next book, but you should still have a good ending to this one. Maybe the memo helped with that, but like I said above it was unreadable on my Kindle.

So yeah this wasn't the best book, but it wasn't the worst either. It was fine. I wouldn't read more because I am not invested, I skim read most of the book, but it was fine.

Look, idk. This book was a literal fever dream but sometimes you need that. The writing was truly something unique. Not only did I really vibe with the writing but it was also funny. I do not like teeth and this has a bit more of that than I love but this story was so uniquely fun I don’t even care. I love a good weird book for weird people. I don’t get the negativity on this book, it’s written for a specific group of people.

LOL MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO REQUEST THIS ARC AND AS ALWAYS SHE NEVER LETS ME DOWN!!! BANGING BOOK WITH FASCINATING CHARACTERS!

First what I liked- unique combination of horror and humor elements that I think really could have worked with stronger plot and storyline. I think the composition was unique and interesting, but really didn’t work well in the digital book format, I might have enjoyed more if it was in the book format. What I did not like- Overall I felt that it was confusing, unclear, and difficult to follow for most of the story which made it very difficult to be excited about reading it. I mostly finished feeling confused more than anything. With some honing on a clear story and plot, I think this could have been uniquely enjoyable. As is, I found it to be confusing and difficult.

Thank you to Unbound and NetGalley for an advanced reader copy in exchange for an honest review

40/100 or 2.0 stars

I was able to make it through as much of this as possible before I had to stop. I swear in real life a lot, so I am unusally unbothered by swearing, especially when it comes to the f-word. The f-word was just all over the place. It was about one or two times per kindle page, which is insane and unnecessary. I know that some people do talk like that and think like that, but reading it is really offputting, even for me, somone who swears quite a bit. The writing style was not for me. I couldn't get into the story. I had to DNF at 10%.

DNF at 45%

I was not invested at all in the characters. Where was the body horror I was promised?
The formatting on the e- arc was awful!! The footnotes weren't formatted correctly and you wouldn't get the information for it until like 6 pages later, which by then I forgot what the footnote was even referring to anymore.
There were newspaper clippings that were also formatted terribly on the kindle and WAYYYYY too many of them... I was flipping pages for a solid 5 minutes before being able to continue with the confusing story and it really just pulled me out of what was even happening multiple times in the first like 20%.