Oohhh this was fun! A super spy novel with 2 women in a relationship, and they just found out that they are both in the CIA! There were a couple of moments that I got a little lost in the story and had to go back to re-read a section, but I really had a fun time with this. I always love the gueer representation and that women were being bad ass super spies in the story was a major plus! Thank you to NetGalley and to the publisher for my digital ARC!!

Mae Marvel knows how to draw you in from the beginning with her writing style. Not only is this a sapphic romance/mystery novel, its a novel about two spies who don't know that each other are in the CIA. Although I did enjoy Mae's first novel, this one I didn't enjoy as much. I was confused through the first part when I was trying to piece both the "Unicorn" and "Tabasco" together by deciphering who each of them were. Because from the start, it wasn't that clear.

As I kept reading, the story line was clear and it made me want to finish the book to see how both of them together ended and finished the case, knowing who each other were.

I wouldn't necessarily tell you this was my favorite novel, but it was a good read if you like some mystery, CIA action and romance all in one.

I didn't enjoy this book as much as I had hoped to. It's a difficult time to be reading a book about American spies playing World Cop, even when those spies are lesbians and the book is set in an alternate America where the president is a Black woman. In the current political context, it was just a really rough read, and I almost didn't finish it. Although the authors are clearly trying to make a case for inclusivity in all levels of society, there's just no significant grappling with the grossness of the power being wielded here. I applied for the ARC because I have historically loved action films and spy stories, but it's been a while since I read one, and I don't think I accounted for how my reaction would really change as a result of what's happening in the world and in the development of my own political views.

If I try to remove my distaste for the glorification of American military and intelligence work at a time when the US is freefalling into fascism, I still didn't love the book. The pacing felt off, and all of the moments of intimacy felt awkwardly semi-public (especially the last two... did they really do that while wearing all of their surveillance gear?) There wasn't really any build up of tension, and it didn't really draw me into the moments between them when it seemed like every time they looked at each other they were suddenly super turned on immediately. SOME lead up is nice! And it just wasn't present - the whole book seemed to happen in the same over the top register. There also didn't seem to be any significant change in their feelings for each other or reactions to each other, aside from them finally being honest with each other.

My favourite thing about the book was the side characters. Kris and nan were great.

(I do also want to add that I know publishing timelines are long! The authors would have had no way of knowing how terrible things would get, and how this book would land in the current political moment with some readers. As a non-binary reader, I really appreciated Atlas's inclusion and the way the book was so lovingly queernormative! I know this is a harsh review, and I don't mean to be mean. I see the care and love that the authors put into this, and I can see why they would want to create a book that injects diversity into a genre that has historically been dominated by cishet white men. I do understand that! And that's part of what drew me to the book in the first place. I just think that it lands really badly right now, and I think there were some issues with the pacing that could have been resolved by having some shifts in tone across the book, rather than having it at the same fever pitch throughout. Even though, again, I do understand that as a spy genre convention. It just added to the way this book didn't quite land for me.)

🚨💋 Book Hangover Alert! 💋🚨

I just finished If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You by Mae Marvel, and I am absolutely OBSESSED. You know that feeling when a book is so good you just sit there, grinning like an idiot, wishing you could read it again for the first time? Yeah, that’s me right now.

This book is the perfect blend of romance, secrets, and sizzling tension, wrapped up in a plot so addictive I lost track of time (and possibly reality). The banter? Top-tier. The chemistry? Off the charts. And the slow-burn romance? A masterpiece of longing and stolen glances. I was clutching the book, kicking my feet, and gasping at all the delicious twists.

Mae Marvel knows how to deliver characters with depth, emotions that hit right in the heart, and just the right amount of angst to keep you teetering on the edge. It’s the kind of story that owns you—the kind that makes you want to text your book bestie at 2 AM screaming, “YOU NEED TO READ THIS.”

So, if you love flirty tension, swoon-worthy romance, and a story that refuses to let you go, do yourself a favor—grab this book immediately. Just be warned: you won’t be able to put it down. 💋🔥

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5—HIGHLY RECOMMEND!)

Have you read it yet?? Let’s scream about it together! 😍📖💬

I was so excited to read this book. A spin on Mr & Mrs smith sounded like a good time. However, this book was not for me.
Rarely dues POV choice bother me but in this book, it did. I needed first person to connect to one of these women. They felt very immature and less intelligent than a spy would need to be to survive.

It will definitely work for a lot less f people but I am not in that group.

Not what I expected! This was a great plot. I enjoyed the intrigue, spies and steam!

Thank you NetGalley and the publisher for the ARC.

Thank you NetGalley and St. Martin’s Griffin for the early copy of this book!!!

Who isn’t intrigued by a book about two spies? Especially two FEMALE spies???
I was so excited to read this book but it fell a bit flat for me. I struggled to stay engaged with the book. The second chance aspect of this story was cool but I just didn’t feel the chemistry between Yardley or KC so it was hard for me to root for them. I also got a little bored. I did laugh out loud throughout the book but I think the POV of this story just didn’t workout for me.


Pick this book up if you like sapphic romances and the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You by Mae Marvel is a splendidly crafted romcom that effectively intertwines action, humor, and emotional depth into the storytelling. Set against a backdrop of international espionage, high-stakes intrigue, and comedic misadventures, Marvel’s novel operates at the intersection of character and plot-driven storytelling, delivering both thrills and heartfelt romance.

At the heart of the narrative are Yardley Whitmer, a seasoned superspy, and KC Nolan, a brilliant hacker—two protagonists whose contrasting yet complementary personalities generate an electric romantic tension. Their dynamic exemplifies the classic interplay between opposites, where friction fuels both conflict and attraction. The novel’s setting, spanning from adrenaline-pumping cross country chases to covert rendezvous in shadowy, tight spaces, serves as a backdrop for their relationship, underscoring the delicate balance between risk and reward, both in espionage and in love.

The romantic tension between Yardley and KC is palpable, crackling with unresolved feelings, sharp repartee, and a magnetic push-and-pull dynamic. Their ability to challenge, support, and ultimately transform one another speaks to the novel’s solid character-driven storytelling. Their chemistry transcends mere attraction; it is rooted in mutual admiration, shared history, and the kind of emotional depth that makes for an unforgettable romance.

Structurally, the novel employs the beloved second-chance romance trope, a device that not only enhances emotional stakes but also allows for a nuanced exploration of regret, redemption, and rekindled passion. Yardley and KC’s shared past—marked by heartbreak and unresolved longing—imbues their interactions with an inherent tension. The revelation that they have been unknowingly working for the same intelligence agency functions as a narrative pivot, adding complexity to their dynamic while reinforcing the story’s thematic exploration of fated love. Their reconciliation, when it finally arrives, is all the more satisfying due to the emotional groundwork laid throughout the novel.

While spy thrillers have traditionally been dominated by hypermasculine protagonists, Marvel challenges these conventions. Her creativity changes the landscape in exciting ways. She centers two highly competent, multidimensional women whose expertise—Yardley’s fieldwork precision and KC’s technological mastery—positions them as formidable leads. Their agency within the narrative is never secondary to their romance; rather, their professional and personal identities are intricately woven together, reinforcing the novel’s thematic meditation on self-discovery and trust. This approach not only enriches character development but also challenges the limitations often imposed on female protagonists in action-oriented genres.

Understanding that romantic comedies thrive on moments of levity, Marvel convincingly integrates humor into If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You’s espionage-infused narrative. She employs a combination of situational comedy, verbal sparring, and dramatic irony to generate comedic momentum. From hiding in an ambassador’s linen closet to narrowly escaping undercover catastrophes, the novel embraces the inherent absurdity of spy life while allowing Yardley and KC’s wit and charisma to shine. Their sharp banter and ability to find humor even in perilous circumstances serve as a testament to their chemistry, making their romance feel both organic and deeply engaging.

At its core, If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You embodies all the elements of escapist fiction—offering readers a whirlwind of exotic locales, high-stakes espionage, and steamy romance. Yet it is not without emotional depth, as Yardley and KC’s journey forces them to confront their vulnerabilities and redefine what it means to trust, both in themselves and in each other. This delicate balance between action-packed adventure and heartfelt introspection is what distinguishes truly exceptional romantic comedies.

Final Thoughts…

With its compelling protagonists, razor-sharp dialogue, and expertly paced narrative, If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You delivers everything readers seek in a fast-paced sapphic romance. By melding pulse-pounding espionage with a deeply resonant second-chance love story, Mae Marvel crafts a novel that is as exhilarating as it is emotionally satisfying. She delves into universally resonant themes: the precarious balance between personal and professional obligations, the necessity of vulnerability in relationships, and the emotional commitment required to reconcile past mistakes. Yardley and KC’s arcs reflect these struggles with authenticity, making their love story quite compelling. If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You is a thumbs up for me, as it redefines the spy genre and gives readers something a little unexpected.

Strengths…

Entertainment and fun
Fast-paced
Romantic
Steamy
Full of adventure and surprise
Engaging lead characters

3.5 stars

For a book about spies I wasn’t expecting to be quite so… bored. Unfortunately i just didn’t really feel any chemistry or connection between the characters and found them both to be a little bit flat. I felt like by the end of the book we still didn’t really know them that well and there was nothing making me root for them.
The spy plot was okay but I felt like it kind of dragged at times and didn’t do a lot to keep me invested. Overall I just kept losing focus and was just ready to be done with this one.

Thank you to NetGalley and St Martins Press for the ARC!

Thank you Netgalley for this opportunity!

Although I was initially excited about reading this book, my excitement dwindled slightly. As interesting and unique the premise is, the main characters weren’t really likeable to me. I didn’t personally connect with them, which was upsetting as a queer person. However, like I said the premise makes up for that. I liked how messy things got between KC and Yardley. More spy rom-coms with sapphics please!

Spies and lies is the name of the game with the CIA. Yardley, known as “Unicorn” out in the field, and KC, the high level tech expert, known as “Tabasco” present a Ms. & Ms. Smith thriller-spy type of story! Crazy about one another, will Yardley and KC’s already tested relationship survive the demands of their under cover jobs, and their most recent, high-stakes secret mission? Will their love survive the ultimate test?

Nothing is ever as it seems with the CIA. Secrets, strategy, and suspense await at every turn! I’m absolutely inspired by this story and the incredible warrior women who are taking charge!

The storyline is incredibly intriguing and the characters are well-developed. However, it does get a tad repetitive in the middle, but don’t let that stop you. The romance and action-packed twists & turns will keep you hooked until the very end!

This exciting story took us all over the globe, with the perfect blend of romance, suspense, and a side of cheeky humor! It’s an exciting ride you do not want to miss! I enjoyed this thrilling, suspenseful sapphic love story, and I look forward to reading more Mae Marvel stories!

4.25⭐️

↪️Thank you to @netgalley @stmartinspress and the author, Mae Marvel for the opportunity to read and review this e-arc! This book will be released on 🔹June 10, 2025!

This is one of my favorite books I have read this year! The cover and title drew me in and I 1000% stayed for Yardley and KC. I loved how realistic the chemistry and relationship was. I love when characters can exhibit the things that we as people strive for. The communication in this book was top tier! Needless to say, I enjoyed this story so so much and I can’t wait to reread it! New comfort book unlocked!

A fun rom com that takes the workplace comedy to the next level. There is no shortage of witty writing and suspense in this story.

Thank you NetGalley for this ARC!!!

This was fun!! I loved the pacing and the action and the adventure!!! Yardley and KCs love story was perfect! The yearning and angst are perfect! I had such a great time with all of the espionage and spying! I read a review where someone said they couldn’t believe they didn’t know about each other. I’ve had my fair share of working in the intelligence community and I can say that if they don’t want you to know then you aren’t going to know. I can’t wait to read more from this author!!

If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
3.5 stars
If a Mr and Mrs Smith spy trope meets sapphic romance- plus plot- is your thing this is the book to read!

While I’ll admit the first third of the book was choppy and there was a bit of technical jargon- things heat up. The fast paced action and romantic tension was tantalizing.

I really enjoyed the overall plot of KC and Yardley finding each other again- I just wish some of the dialogue and pacing were more polished.

Thank you so much to NetGalley and St. Martin’s Press for the ARC!

Sapphic stories are things I need more of in my life. I got Ashley Herring Blake vibes in writing and banter style and I had a great time!

The premise drew me in: A sapphic Mr and Mrs. Smith, hello?! The book wasn’t a let down, but it wasn’t exactly what I was expecting either. It dragged on in some parts. The characters were likable. Overall, it was a nice read.

I loved the dynamic between KC and Yardley during this whole story.

They broke up because of lies, then finding out both work for the CIA they had to work together and kept loving each other and finally got back together in the end.

Thank you Netgalley for the arc

You know how sometimes, on a rare blood moon, you find a book that feels like some kind of witch has been messing around inside your dreams and has weaved together a story out of your heart's deepest desires? Maaaan, that is Mae Marvel's latest novel for me.

I loved their first book, Everyone I Kissed Since You Got Famous. It was one of my favorite reads of 2024 and is one of my favorite queer romances ever. I was actually kind of nervous to read their sophomore outing because of how much the first one meant to me. But! But! It turns out, If I Told You, I'd Have to Kiss You pierced my heart with even more glorious angst and forever gay love. Swoony and sexy and silly and perfect, perfect, perfect. The writing is absolutely everything I loved about the first book. It's snap-crackle-poppy, fresh as a summer storm. And this time, it's Southern! Born in North Carolina and set in Virginia. These characters talk just like me! I mean, their phrases pack more punches of personality and a thumps of humor, but there's an authentic twang here that had me kicking my feet in delight.

I totally understand why the publisher compares it to Mr. and Mrs. Smith + The Pairing, but that's actually not doing it justice. It's more like the collision of Ocean's 8 + DEBS + Fried Green Tomatoes + that 2004 rom-com with Mandy Moore and Matthew Goode called Chasing Liberty. Yardley Whitmer is a southern belle who grew up wanting to be a CIA agent like her granddaddy. KC Nolan is a former teen hacker-turned CIA analyst. They live together and they work together, but they don't know that second thing. In fact, they're breaking up when we meet them. But boy howdy do these two freakin love each other, and it only takes a couple of accidental near-deaths to figure out a way back together. The spy stuff is goofy on purpose, and very queer/matriarchy in this fictional world. The love stuff made me shout out loud and throw the book at the wall.

When I finished reading it, I blasted Indigo Girls' Southland in the Springtime and danced my wife around our New York City home. I can't say enough good things about it, to be honest.

Thank you to NetGalley and St. Martin's Press | St. Martin's Griffin for the opportunity to read this book and provide an honest review.

I don't read a lot of romance, but when I do they either contain spies or are unapologetically queer. In this case, this book hit both things I look for all at once. This book was a delightful, thrilling adventure, from start to finish. This book was filled with witty dialogue, steamy chemistry, and a lot of heart! Oh and some fun, high stakes international sleuthing!

Thank you to St. Martin's Press and NetGalley for the opportunity to read this ARC!