Before I get into my review of “If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You”, I’d like to thank NetGalley and St. Martin’s Press for the ARC!

This book has been on my radar for a while and I was so excited to receive an early copy. This book was definitely an interesting read and was nothing like what I was expecting.

I loved KC and Yardley as characters but the plot did get lost at some points. The two characters work for the CIA as spies and have never had to work together before?

This book was a fun read however I don’t think it’s a fast cozy read. If you miss/skip a singular page of this book you’ll have no clue what‘s going on.

If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You by Mae Marvel is a quirky and heartfelt novel that puts a unique twist on the typical spy trope. As a long time spy novel fan (hello Gallagher Girls), this book was really appealing to me.

I thoroughly enjoyed the topics that this book tackled. We saw Yardley struggle as an operative just because she was a woman, whereas her male counterparts were afforded different luxuries. I liked how KC as a whole was so strong, mentally and physically. I especially loved the genuine emotional connection that KC and Yardley had, and there were some beautifully romantic one liners in there.

That being said, I had a very difficult time getting into this book. It was hard for me to root for KC and Yardley at times, because while it was undoubtable they had chemistry, they both had severe communication issues. This is something that is addressed later in the book, but it made parts in the beginning hard to get through. Especially when both of them kept saying “if only it weren’t hopeless,” and you as the reader are screaming at them why. I think the long chapters also contributed to how slow I read this book, as I generally prefer shorter ones to help keep my attention and not get confused. Sometimes I genuinely was lost and I’m not sure if it was because of the long syntax or a me problem.

Overall, I think this book was a 3.5 stars for me. I really adored the premise, but some aspects of the writing fell flat. I would recommend this if you love spy romances or great queer representation.

Thank you to NetGalley for an advanced readers copy in exchange for an honest review!

Look, I am a simple bisexual flower. I love sapphics and I love spy story. So I love this beautiful romance spy. I love the characters and the romance and the plot. The action scenes were so te se and well written, so the romance part.
I’m totally in love with this book, I’m speachless!

Thank you Netgalley and the publisher for the arc.

So grateful to have been able to read this book as an ARC! This fast paced queer spy romance scratched an itch I didn’t know I had! I enjoyed the Mr and Mrs Smith element and how they had to understand that they both played a part in the breakdown of their relationship. They both needed to work on their own issues to be able to learn each other again. I loved that they never swayed from the fact that they knew the other person was basically their soul mate. The twists were predictable but it never really bothers me if I see it coming. (As a NOVA girl I loved seeing the VA setting take place in cities I know very well) 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Thank you to NetGalley and St. Martin’s Press for this arc in exchange for my honest review!
For me personally, this book is a 3.25⭐️, mainly because the first half of the book was so slow and drawn out, and I wish the first half of the book had been like the second half, which was more enjoyable.

This is a great choice for anyone looking for romance but tired of the old tropes.

Yardley Whitmer has always dreamed of being a spy, just like her grandfather, and she’s one of the best at it. In the field she’s known as “the Unicorn” and on many missions the best tech behind the scenes has been “Tabasco.” But what Yardley never expected was that Tabasco would really be KC Nolan, the girlfriend she’s just broken up with. When a program that could wipe out tech whole cities at a time falls into the wrong hands and Yardley’s cover is blown the two are forced to work together in new ways. While still reeling from the break up they find themselves getting to know a side of each other they always kept secret.

My favorite thing about this novel was the characters. The authors were able to build two distinct personalities for each of the main characters and merge them seamlessly as the story went on. Yardley started out as the unflappable spy and this completely flipped with KC being the one in control at the end.

Despite how well the characters were done, this didn’t come at the expense of the plot. A good spy story has to have an existential threat and this one certainly did, but its setup was not contrived. The only part I would have liked more of was their civilian life, either before or after they discovered they were both spies.

I can’t think of any other sapphic novel with this type of storyline so it’s absolutely worth picking up.

Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for the ARC!

A sapphic Mr. & Mrs. Smith retelling with a spy x hacker dynamic? Yes, please! If I Told You, I’d Have to Kiss You follows Yardley, a spy, and KC “Tabasco,” a hacker, as they navigate their relationship woes. Told in dual POV, the book offers a unique premise with action, banter, and some spice.

While I had fun with the story, it leaned more spy thriller than romance, which threw me off a bit. That said, I enjoyed the character growth and their dynamic kept me engaged. If you’re looking for an espionage filled read with a sapphic twist, you should check this one out.

Thanks to NetGalley for the ARC of this title. A fun little combo of a spy thriller and queer romance - good for fans of either genre. Both of these genres tend to be a little outlandish, and this one felt wildly unlikely, but was still a fun read.

This is my first book by this author and it was enjoyable. It's about two women who are spies for the CIA. Yardley is a legendary field agent while KC is an intelligence analyst who was recruited at 14. Throughout the first half of the book, even though they live together, they don’t know each other is a spy which was hard to believe considering everything, but I rolled with it.

It's a spy novel like Mr. and Mrs. Smith but with a Sapphic twist. It had humor laced throughout and never veered into too serious territory. It did have some interesting conversations and advice thrown in which was a little odd at times. It was an interesting book, but it didn't flow completely smooth.

Overall, an interesting, different read that I would recommend.

I received and ARC from Net Galley for an honest review.

A sapphic Mr and Mrs Smith. Yardley and KC find out that they are both spies and need to come together to find a super weapon that KC “accidentally” created.

At first I was into the book but then it lost its lustre and I got bored with the plot and MCs. I wanted to feel the pain and anguish, but it just fell flat.

Mr and Mrs Smith but make it LGBT+, they work for the same agency, and just went through a messy breakup before they find out. Now they have forced proximity due to having to work together on a top priority mission. To say I enjoyed this book is an understatement. While it was fast paced with minimal spice, the characters were well developed and the dual point of view makes you love and understand both. If you like a spy story and romcoms, this one is for you!

Thank you to NetGalley, St. Martin’s Publishing Group, and Mae Marvel for this eARC!

Overall, this was a fun spy story about two women who work for the CIA, are in a relationship with each other - but don’t know the other is also a spy. When the truth is revealed during a mission, things go awry. I was very entertained!

Respectfully, I found the writing a little choppy and disjointed. A bit too technical at times, hard to follow. The POV’s jump back and forth, and I wasn’t always sure whose head I was in. I think the book had great potential though!

This fast-paced, action-packed romance combines espionage, heart-pounding moments, and sizzling chemistry that keeps you hooked from the first chapter. Yardley, aka “The Unicorn,” is a spy legend, but her personal life is a mess, especially with her ex-girlfriend, KC, who also happens to be a hacker working for the same agency. Their complicated past and secret identities make for an exciting read, as they’re forced to team up for a mission that could change everything. The push and pull between them is filled with intense passion, witty banter, and high-stakes drama, all while they try to navigate a world full of secrets.

What makes this book stand out is its perfect mix of spy thrills and romance. Yardley and KC’s dynamic is both fun and deeply emotional, as they struggle to reconcile their past with their present desires. The setting—international locations, dangerous missions, and moments of vulnerability—gives the romance an exciting edge, and the chemistry between the two leads is undeniable. If you’re looking for a romance that’s as thrilling as it is steamy, this one is a must-read!

Thank you to NetGalley for providing me an e-arc in exchange for an honest review.

This was my first Mae Marvel novel and wow, what an introduction. Will definitely be buying the paperback once it comes out. I enjoyed the structure of the story; it was very much giving Mr. and Mrs. Smith - or Mrs and Mrs Smith in this novel! The tension and chemistry between the characters is great, but I did find myself being somewhat taken out of the immersion sometimes because of the prose/pacing. Future novels will have this small hiccup smoothed out between the two authors, I'm sure.

I was in the military for several years and while this wasn't accurate to how the job works, I don't think its intention was to be completely accurate, after all, this is a romance novel not an encyclopedia.

Overall, great novel; and as a certified, card carrying lesbian - you can never go wrong with a sapphic romance.

This was Mr and Mrs Smith meets Killing Eve. Recent exes assigned on a mission together made for a perfect lovers to enemies to lovers again story. I loved the alternating POVs to see their distain turn to crushing on each other during this chaotic mission. But I couldn’t stand the name YARDLEY

There was a lot of potential in this novel and I enjoyed the writing style, but I wanted more of the spy stuff and more of the romance. Both felt a bit truncated in order to include both and I don't think either side of the novel was served well by it. I would try this author again and I hope they have more runway for all of their ideas next time.

This was such a fun book about lesbian spies. I will absolutely be checking out other work from these authors.

Overall I had a great time reading this. KC is very much my Type™️, and Yardley's infatuation was understandable. I suspended a lot of disbelief about their spy work, and at times the information dumping could be heavy.

The writing could occasionally be repetitive, especially with both women reflecting about their failed (or is it?) relationship. There were a few grand speeches that felt hevy-handed - especially the last one with the president. But I appreciate the optimism after the first couple months of this year.

I did love the banter and the chemistry between KC and Yardley. I especially loved the scene with Yardley as "Max."

The world needs more fun lesbian spy romance novels like this one.

This sapphic romantic suspense had lots of angst and internal pining. I think it was a really fun idea and had a lot of action but some of the writing was clunky (lots of modifiers in the wrong place) and I think this book needed another round of editing before it was released into the world. I liked the characters themselves and the plot is pretty faced paced. If the dialogue and editing was a little cleaner, this would have been a 4 star read.

This is a SAPPHIC romance in all ways of that word.. I truly LOVE this book. It was an absolutely adorable book and i loved the relationship dynamics between the two main characters. 5 stars!!!

Such a fun read! I could. It put this down, I love a second chance romance and this was the perfect example of that.