Every day Janus Rose receives twenty eight thousand tweets, sends ninety two, and posts to any one of Facebook, Tumblr, or Instagram thirty-eight times. Each week she manages seven different virtual identities. Has at least one of the photos she posted photoshopped and reposted to a porn site, is trolled or trolls the blogs of frenemies, is phished, asked if she needs her penis enlarged and is begged by at least one friend to help take down a cyber stalker.

Such is the life of Janus Rose. If she sounds a little embittered, you haven’t met Heckleena—her nasty side on Twitter. Jan’s best friends are personalities she lifted from the hard drives customers dropped off at Assured Destruction, her family’s computer recycling business.

Jan doesn’t have time for real.

Her father walked out three years ago #BIGSECRET, and her mother is disabled by her MS. Living in an industrial park with crappy Feng Shui and trying to keep the mortgage paid has Jan pretty sure that the only one she can depend on is herself. Maybe. And yet, just because she knows how to code people seem to think they can depend on her to save their asses and solve their crimes.

Maybe Jan does take short cuts. Skirts the shadows of what’s right and wrong. But she has to; if she’s not multitasking then she fails, or they lose the business, or someone dies ... It’s a brave new world. Welcome to Assured Destruction.

3 Books, 150,000 words.