Knight in a Strange Realm

A man stays up late after work playing RPG video games and getting high and eating pizza when he is suddenly transported to a magical fantasy realm. He learns that he is now inside a fantasy RPG video game, his character is a Level 1 Human Knight, and he has a main quest: defeat the Four Accusations, also known as the four Emperors of the Elements, the four evil demons who rule the Four Realms: Emerald, who rules Earth Land, Ruby, who rules Fire Land, Sapphire, who rules Water Land, and Diamond, who rules Air Land. If he does, he wins access to the secret fifth Realm, the Dark Land, where he will face the final boss, the Accuser.

Along his journey, the hero will encounter many monsters and traps, and he can only get past each obstacle using one specific combo of attacks, items, and abilities, so he will have to figure out the right strategy for how to solve each puzzle to reach the next step and progress through his quest as he travels around the Four Realms. He’ll need to find the right items, level up to get the stats he needs, and master his different moves and abilities and attacks, but there is one thing he won’t need: pants! Because he’s already wearing some. He’ll also meet a talking dog and talking cat, help some angels as part of a side quest, get dragged into a war between two rival guilds, and then at the end he’ll learn that this game he’s in is really Hell and he has to defeat the seven deadly sins to escape, because Emerald is the lord of gluttony, sloth, and greed, Ruby is the queen of lust and envy, Sapphire is the goddess of wrath, and Diamond is the king of pride, and the Accuser is the ruler of Hell, and he must defeat them all and win the game to be able to return to Earth or reach Heaven or go wherever it is he is going to go. And if he does not, he’ll be trapped inside the game forever.