Backyard
by Norman Draper
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Pub Date Nov 25 2014 | Archive Date Aug 31 2015
Kensington Books | Kensington
Description
Livia is a nice little suburb in the upper Midwest--but behind the manicured lawns and pristine hedges seethes a ruthless desire to be the greatest green thumb of all. . .
George and Nan Fremont have created a paradise in their backyard, complete with semi-hallucinogenic exotics and a comfy spot for drinking their favorite merlot. Marta Poppendauber's garden is as pleasantly haphazard as she is. And Dr. Phyllis Sproot, Livia's self-styled and cantankerous gardening expert, has determined the exact formula for the only correct garden possible.
But once Burdick's Plant World announces the garden contest to end them all, none of the gardeners of Livia can afford to live and let live. The Fremonts have almost gardened themselves into bankruptcy. Marta is the victim of black tea blackmail. And Dr. Sproot is turning into a horticultural megalomaniac of the worst kind.
The gardeners of Livia are digging up trouble with every turn of the spade, but if they can make it through the summer, who knows what might bloom?
"Draper has bottled the spirits of competitive gardeners, added sugar and fizz and let them go, leaving the reader with many hilarious madcap adventures." --Suzy Bales, author of Garden Bouquets and Beyond
"Fast-paced, fun and full of flowers." --Amanda Thomsen, author of Kiss My Aster
George and Nan Fremont have created a paradise in their backyard, complete with semi-hallucinogenic exotics and a comfy spot for drinking their favorite merlot. Marta Poppendauber's garden is as pleasantly haphazard as she is. And Dr. Phyllis Sproot, Livia's self-styled and cantankerous gardening expert, has determined the exact formula for the only correct garden possible.
But once Burdick's Plant World announces the garden contest to end them all, none of the gardeners of Livia can afford to live and let live. The Fremonts have almost gardened themselves into bankruptcy. Marta is the victim of black tea blackmail. And Dr. Sproot is turning into a horticultural megalomaniac of the worst kind.
The gardeners of Livia are digging up trouble with every turn of the spade, but if they can make it through the summer, who knows what might bloom?
"Draper has bottled the spirits of competitive gardeners, added sugar and fizz and let them go, leaving the reader with many hilarious madcap adventures." --Suzy Bales, author of Garden Bouquets and Beyond
"Fast-paced, fun and full of flowers." --Amanda Thomsen, author of Kiss My Aster
A Note From the Publisher
A DARKLY COMIC DEBUT NOVEL BY VETERAN JOURNALIST NORMAN DRAPER
A DARKLY COMIC DEBUT NOVEL BY VETERAN JOURNALIST NORMAN DRAPER
Advance Praise
"A light tale of suburban warfare waged by the gardening elite." - Kirkus Reviews
"Who knew gardening could be so cutthroat? Draper’s savory satire of such an unlikely source of obsession and greed demonstrates a splendid affinity for Mother Nature and a sardonic appraisal of human nature." - Booklist“In Draper’s harvest of darkly hilarious mishaps, obsessive garden enthusiasts who rally for botanical superiority plant seeds of deception…Metaphors abound in a clever fable…Readers looking for a quick, witty read will enjoy the thorns in this prickly arrangement.” – Publishers Weekly
Available Editions
EDITION | Other Format |
ISBN | 9781617733055 |
PRICE | $15.00 (USD) |
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