In this practical, fact-packed guide, the Girlfriend Guru happily helps you give your head a shake when it comes to:

~How to figure out if a major crime has been committed, or if your feelings were only assaulted;

~How to review your monogamy agreement;

~How to analyze the usual suspects and suspicious behavior;

~How to prove means, motive and opportunity;

~How to evaluate whether or not your evidence is circumstantial;

~How to assess whether you’re being rational, or f*cking freaking out;

~How to establish if you have probable cause to suspect that he’s cheating, or if you are just insecure, dramatic, jealous or paranoid;

~How to trust your gut instinct;

~How to understand that your intuition is your ally;

~How to realize that if you ignore your built-in bullshit detector you do so at your peril;

~How to decide if you are a credible witness;

~How to tune in when your intuition is sounding alarm bells – The top 3 signs;

~How to know if you have enough evidence to convict;

~How to zero in on the 12 telltale signs that he’s having an affair;

~How to spot the non-mysterious no-brainer signs that he’s cheating;

~How to tell when the accused is lying through his teeth;

~How to go undercover to catch him in the act;

~How to become a lie detector and know when his pants are on fire;

~How to speak body language - The top 17 body signs that he’s a big fat liar;

~How to build up your built-in bullshit detector;

~How to read the top 7 verbal signs that he’s perjuring himself;

~How to protect your relationship from a break and enter;

~How to determine if your relationship is at risk of a home invasion;

~How to recognize the 14 danger signs that your relationship may be DOA;

~How to bulletproof your relationship – The 6 tricks;

~How to judge if the evidence supports the case for the upside of affairs;

So put the kettle on, or crack open that chardonnay and pick up your copy of The Girlfriend Guru’s Guide to Cheaters and Liars: How to Know if He’s Having an Affair — curl up in a comfy chair and say hello to your inspiring, new BFF and to the new, old, magnificent you, you’re about to rediscover.

Girlfriend Guru— “TALK TO ME. I’M LISTENING.”