No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day
by Tracy Bloom
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Pub Date Oct 24 2017 | Archive Date Dec 14 2017
Description
Don’t you always plan the perfect Christmas?
Don’t you always think it will be the best one ever?
And doesn’t something always come along and screw it up?
Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes.
There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she's ready yet…
Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day?
From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season.
*** This is an uncorrected advanced review copy ***
Advance Praise
‘Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.’ Milly Johnson
'I utterly adored this book. It's extremely funny and has your eyes bulging out in excitement waiting for the next page.' The Book Geek Wears Pyjamas
‘This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results.’ Katie Fforde
'There were so many events in this book which had me laughing or smiling and I could list a ton of laugh-out-loud moments... This has to be one of my favourite and most memorable books I’ve read this year.' Book Drunk
'I was bursting out with laughter, and on more than one occasion I was asked by others what was so hilarious! But it's not only very funny, it is also very heart-felt and full of emotion too.' Megan Reading in the Sunshine
'Packed full of wit, funny situations and hilarious dialogue... A thoroughly entertaining read.' Novelicious
‘This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance.’ Marie Claire
‘Does the rest of the story live up to the racy title? Yes!’ New! Magazine
‘A deft and witty comedy of manners.’ Sunday Mirror
Available Editions
| EDITION | Ebook |
| ISBN | 9781786812575 |
| PRICE | £1.99 (GBP) |
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