Triple-Six, a lovestruck loser with a murderous girlfriend, has just one question: Is meeting his girlfriend’s mom supposed to be this f*cking scary?

He’s pretty sure it isn’t, but then again, he’s also pretty sure that his only friend and girlfriend, Mallory Worner, framed him for a murder she committed. Which, really, he should’ve seen coming. Because Mallory’s the daughter of now-deceased pyromaniac serial killer, Lorraine Worner, and Mallory spent her childhood helping Lorraine lure victims and hide cadavers.

Love is crazy. So is Mallory.

Now rotting away in a jail cell with Mallory, Triple-Six’s only chance at freedom and not dying involves helping a shady Australian dude summon an undead serial killer from Hell. Who turns out to be Lorraine Worner. You know, Mallory’s mom. The lady with like thirty victims and ten documentaries made about her.

Triple-Six bargains with Lorraine in order to avoid instant death: Three days of freedom from her Hell-imposed restrictions, during which she can capture and murder him however she likes. If he can survive for three days, she’ll take away his biggest insecurity---a birth defect that gives him malformed, pincer-like hands. And maybe, just maybe, if he can survive Lorraine, and his weird hands become normal...will Mallory finally love him?

But as Lorraine rampages across Texas, hunting Triple-Six and Mallory, Triple-Six’s body begins mutating horrifically, and Hell’s furious wardens come after him for freeing Lorraine. Forced to outwit multiple demons and make bad bargain after bad bargain, all while Lorraine starts getting disturbingly seductive towards him, he's starting to wonder...

What if Lorraine wants to do more than kill him?

CAUTION: This is a work of extreme horror and absurdity that rivals the likes of Chuck Palahnuik and Duncan Ralston. Read the content warnings below!